Shhh! It’s a Secret!

Shhh! It’s a Secret!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Involuntary Bride” from First Kiss #40, January 1965. Charlton. The story begins on Page 24.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

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SCENE: Woman in the foreground with one hand to her forehead as if she has a headache or is troubled. In the background, a man looks on.

MAN: Honest! I’m only slightly married!

WOMAN: But you have five kids!

MAN: I do? %$#@! I hope my wife doesn’t find out!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Secretly Married: John Lustig

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Ex-ed Out Romance

Ex-ed Out Romance

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Terrible Stranger” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

Curious to see more? Click this link to read the entire vintage comic book for free. The story begins on Page 14.

 

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MAN WHO IS SMOKING A PIPE: Say, you remind me of my ex-wives!

WOMAN: All of ‘em? Or just the ones who look like your mother?

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Mom Liked Me Best: John Lustig

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I Miss Whomever He Was

I Miss Whomever He Was

My thanks to my brother-in-law Rich Hernandez for helping me come up with today’s gag. (I knew my sister marrying you was a great idea!)

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “To Stella with Love” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A crying woman lies on a couch, hugging a cushion.

WOMAN (thinking): I really miss my third…or was it my fifth husband? Gosh! What was his name? I really need to write these things down!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writers of Things Down: John Lustig & Rich Hernandez

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SCENE: A crying woman lies on a couch, hugging a cushion.

WOMAN (thinking): I really miss my third…or was it my fifth husband? Gosh! What was his name? I really need to write these things down!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writers of Things Down: John Lustig & Rich Hernandez

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True Love

True Love

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Rich Girl, Poor Guy” in Brides in Love #14, 1959.Published by Charlton. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman kissing.
WOMAN (thinking): all the lies and faked orgasms were worth it for…true love!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta
Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
True Humor: John Lustig
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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.
WOMAN (thinking): all the lies and faked orgasms were worth it for…true love!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta
Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
True Humor: John Lustig
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The Danger of Being Too Happy

The Danger of Being Too Happy

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vernon Green from the story “Love is to Blame” from Best Romance #7, 1952. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A young woman is talking to a stern-looking older woman.

YOUNG WOMAN: Your husband is cheating on you? Do you have any proof?

OLDER WOMAN: No! But he’s too happy! He must be up to something!

1952 Art: Vernon Green Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Just the Right Amount of Happy: John Lustig

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SCENE: A young woman is talking to a stern-looking older woman.

YOUNG WOMAN: Your husband is cheating on you? Do you have any proof?

OLDER WOMAN: No! But he’s too happy! He must be up to something!

1952 Art: Vernon Green Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Just the Right Amount of Happy: John Lustig

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