by John | Nov 25, 2012 | Blog
©DC Comics
Shame on you! You know that thing you did? That horrible, rotten thing? You should be ashamed!
This is your chance to feel good about being ashamed. Wallow in it all day. Enjoy your shame. That way you won’t have to feel guilty the other 364 days of the year.
Wait a minute, though. You say you don’t have anything to be ashamed of?
Holy purgatory! What’s wrong with you? If you’re not ashamed of something—then your life is too *&^% boring!
You need to do something shameful today!
Steal a kiss. Sleep with the head of the CIA. Eat the ears of the ears off your kids’ chocolate Easter bunnies—before Easter and possibly before you buy them. Date a Republican.
And if you don’t? It’ll be a shame.
by John | Nov 20, 2012 | Uncategorized
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Another great gag from guest genius Mike Pascale.
Original art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #1 (1957.)
↓ TranscriptPilgrim man talking to an Indian/Native American woman.
PILGRIM MAN: It’s over! I want my ring back!
INDIAN WOMAN: Pilgrim giver!
Gag & Pilgrim-ification by Mike Pascale
Thanksgiving
©2012 Last Kiss Inc
by John | Dec 31, 2010 | Uncategorized
Happy New Year, Everybody!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young woman is packing a suitcase as her mother watches.
DAUGHTER: I’ll make a new start…In a town where my name Isn’t on every bathroom wall!
MOM: Well, that leaves out the entire West Coast!
DAUGHTER: You’re forgetting about Canada! Gosh! M-maybe I could become a Mountie!
MOM: Well, you’re certainly qualified! Nobody’s been mounted more than you!
by John | May 6, 2010 | Uncategorized
Thanks, Mom. I think you’re pretty swell too! Happy Mother’s Day!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A smiling woman holds up a happy baby.
MOM: You're perfect!
BABY (thinks): I know!
by John | Dec 10, 2009 | Uncategorized
I know I just ran a comic the other day about Fox News. (Or rather Foxy News.) But don’t worry. I’m not going to make a habit of this..
Last Kiss will always be more about wacky relationships and absurd lust than topical events and celebrities. (Hmm. If I did a Tiger Woods gag I could have both. No. No. Must resist.)
But every once in awhile I do have an opinion and occasionally it escapes into my work.
And, yes, I have a very, very low opinion of Fox News. But, I have a pretty low opinion of most TV news. I’m a former newspaper reporter. And the only way most underpaid newspaper reporters can get through the day is by telling themselves that TV reporters are overpaid bums who just report headlines, stand in front of car crashes and smile.
Of course, this is an incredibly broad over-generalization. In fact, it’s like something you’d hear on a 24-hour news broadcast…that fills its time with opinions, sensationalism and fluff.
I know…I’m ranting. Sorry. Next week we’re back to just funny. No axes will be ground. No soap boxes will be mounted. In the meantime, if you want a soap box of your own–leave a comment!
↓ TranscriptFEMALE TV REPORTER: Is Santa a socialist? Is Obama behind these holiday handouts? Details tonight on Fox News!
