by John | Apr 17, 2014 | Uncategorized
Happy Easter egg hunting from me and Last Kiss bunny wrangler Mike Pascale.
Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman is talking to either a giant humanoid rabbit or someone dressed in a rabbit costume.
WOMAN: No more kids, Peter! We’re breeding like rabbits!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Joke & Bunnification: Mike Pascale
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
8.1.9.5.MP
by John | Mar 16, 2014 | Uncategorized
In 1984 on St. Patrick’s Day, my wife went insane. Instead of screaming and running out of the church, she married me. So St. Pat’s Day is always a major event for us. This year we’re celebrating three decades of Shelagh having a lapse in judgment and somehow being happily married to me. So far, so good. —John Lustig
Leprechaun and new color courtesy of my pal and genius-at-large Mike Pascale.
Meanwhile, back in 1960…
See the original 1960 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman in the foreground. A leprechaun is in the background.
WOMAN: I don’t care how big your pot of gold is! You’re not getting lucky tonight!
Inks: Dick Giordano St. Pat’s Magic: Mike Pascale
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
13.1.1.2
by John | Feb 13, 2014 | Uncategorized
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Wings and other visual effects are courtesy of my pal and genius-at-large Mike Pascale.
Meanwhile, back in 1965…
See the original 1965 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman holding baby with wings, talks to someone who's off-panel.
WOMAN: So, Cupid, still think you're not the father?
Valentine's Day
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Cupidization: Mike Pascale
©2014 Last Kiss Inc.
40.3.2.5
by John | Sep 1, 2013 | Uncategorized
I helped shape today’s gag, but the majority of the credit has to go to my pal Mike Pascale. First Mike came up with the brilliantly outlandish idea of linking the 12 labors of Hercules to Labor Day. Then, after he and I batted the dialogue back and forth, he revamped the art.
Mike has made it his mission to come up with as many bizarre Last Kiss holiday gags as possible. Frankly, I can’t wait to see what he comes up with next.

Art by Art Cappello & Vince Alascia from First Kiss #11, 1959.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Hercules on a swimming raft with a beautiful woman in a modern bathing suit and a child in a bathing suit.
HERCULES: I'm HERCULES!
I performed 12 LABORS--beat
that!
WOMAN: Easy! I'm a woman--I was in labor for 12 HOURS!
Art: Art Cappello & Vince Alascia
Herculean Labor Day SPX & Wit: Mike Pascale
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
11.4.4.2
by John | Jun 13, 2013 | Uncategorized

Original art from First Kiss #1, 1957. Click image to enlarge.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man talking to wife.
MAN / Dad: So everyone’s celebrating that I’ve had sex?
WOMAN: Yup! It’s a national holiday!
CAPTION: Happy Father’s Day!
Art: Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman
©2013 Last Kiss Inc.
1.6.5.3