by John | Feb 13, 2014 | Uncategorized
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Wings and other visual effects are courtesy of my pal and genius-at-large Mike Pascale.
Meanwhile, back in 1965…
See the original 1965 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman holding baby with wings, talks to someone who's off-panel.
WOMAN: So, Cupid, still think you're not the father?
Valentine's Day
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Cupidization: Mike Pascale
©2014 Last Kiss Inc.
40.3.2.5
by John | Sep 1, 2013 | Uncategorized
I helped shape today’s gag, but the majority of the credit has to go to my pal Mike Pascale. First Mike came up with the brilliantly outlandish idea of linking the 12 labors of Hercules to Labor Day. Then, after he and I batted the dialogue back and forth, he revamped the art.
Mike has made it his mission to come up with as many bizarre Last Kiss holiday gags as possible. Frankly, I can’t wait to see what he comes up with next.
Art by Art Cappello & Vince Alascia from First Kiss #11, 1959.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Hercules on a swimming raft with a beautiful woman in a modern bathing suit and a child in a bathing suit.
HERCULES: I'm HERCULES!
I performed 12 LABORS--beat
that!
WOMAN: Easy! I'm a woman--I was in labor for 12 HOURS!
Art: Art Cappello & Vince Alascia
Herculean Labor Day SPX & Wit: Mike Pascale
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
11.4.4.2
by John | Jun 13, 2013 | Uncategorized
Original art from First Kiss #1, 1957. Click image to enlarge.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man talking to wife.
MAN / Dad: So everyone’s celebrating that I’ve had sex?
WOMAN: Yup! It’s a national holiday!
CAPTION: Happy Father’s Day!
Art: Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman
©2013 Last Kiss Inc.
1.6.5.3
by John | Mar 14, 2013 | Uncategorized
Happy St. Patrick’s Day from me and the master of holiday mirth Magic Mike Pascale!
Mike has made it his mission in life to transform Last Kiss art into entertaining holiday comics.
You can see some of our past holiday collaborations here.
Original art & text from First Kiss #8, 1959.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Leprechaun talking to a woman.
LEPRECHAUN: I may be a wee bit
short now! But I’m tall ‘n Temptin’...when I’m standin’ on me pot o’ gold!
Original Art: Vince Colletta Studio St.. Pat’s Magic: Mike Pascale
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
by John | Nov 25, 2012 | Blog
©DC Comics
Shame on you! You know that thing you did? That horrible, rotten thing? You should be ashamed!
This is your chance to feel good about being ashamed. Wallow in it all day. Enjoy your shame. That way you won’t have to feel guilty the other 364 days of the year.
Wait a minute, though. You say you don’t have anything to be ashamed of?
Holy purgatory! What’s wrong with you? If you’re not ashamed of something—then your life is too *&^% boring!
You need to do something shameful today!
Steal a kiss. Sleep with the head of the CIA. Eat the ears of the ears off your kids’ chocolate Easter bunnies—before Easter and possibly before you buy them. Date a Republican.
And if you don’t? It’ll be a shame.
