Turkey Turmoil

Turkey Turmoil

Happy Thanksgiving!

At the risk of being serious, I’ve got to say that I am insanely grateful to everyone who reads Last Kiss. Knowing that so many of you share my twisted sense of humor make it all worthwhile.

I also want to give a big thanks to my Pilgrim-painting pal Mike Pascale for today’s art and the basic idea for the gag. As soon as I read it, I said, “Wow! That’s no turkey!”

Meanwhile, back in 1962…
See the original 1962 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Pilgrim man talking to a Pilgrim woman who has her hand over her face.

PILGRIM MAN: But…you said to “grab a breast!”

PILGRIM WOMAN: I meant the turkey’s…not my sister’s!

Artist Unknown Pilgrim’s Progress: Mike Pascale
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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How to Celebrate Veterans Day

How to Celebrate Veterans Day

Meanwhile, back in 1958…
See the original 1958 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A crying woman is waiting inside a home by a door as we see a male soldier (or some member of the military service) exits a cab or taxi.
WOMAN: At last I can unleash my weapons of...massive seduction!
Veteran's Day
Art: Jon D’Agostino Color: John Lustig
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Sailor Sex Beware

Sailor Sex Beware

Meanwhile, back in 1954…
See the original 1954 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Male sailor rushing towards young woman. They're both smiling and holding their arms out to embrace each other.



The Further Adventures of Peter Rabbit

The Further Adventures of Peter Rabbit

Happy Easter egg hunting from me and Last Kiss bunny wrangler Mike Pascale.

Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman is talking to either a giant humanoid rabbit or someone dressed in a rabbit costume.

WOMAN: No more kids, Peter! We’re breeding like rabbits!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Joke & Bunnification: Mike Pascale

©2014 Last Kiss Inc

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Unlucky Leprechaun

Unlucky Leprechaun

In 1984 on St. Patrick’s Day, my wife went insane. Instead of screaming and running out of the church, she married me. So St. Pat’s Day is always a major event for us. This year we’re celebrating three decades of Shelagh having a lapse in judgment and somehow being happily married to me. So far, so good. —John Lustig

Leprechaun and new color courtesy of my pal and genius-at-large Mike Pascale.

Meanwhile, back in 1960…
See the original 1960 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman in the foreground. A leprechaun is in the background.

WOMAN: I don’t care how big your pot of gold is! You’re not getting lucky tonight!

Inks: Dick Giordano St. Pat’s Magic: Mike Pascale

©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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