Free Turkey

Free Turkey

Happy Thanksgiving!

And many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for today’s tasty gag!

Inked by Dick Giordano from the story "My Foolish Heart" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Inked by Dick Giordano in the story “My Foolish Heart” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Transcript:

SCENE: Man getting a picnic basket out of the truck of a car as a woman looks on.

MAN: As a Vegan, I’m setting the turkey free!

WOMAN: After it’s roasted?

1961 Art: Inked by Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Calorie-Free-Dialogue and Art Changes: Mike Pascale

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SCENE: Man getting a picnic basket out of the truck of a car as a woman looks on.

MAN: As a Vegan, I’m setting the turkey free!

WOMAN: After it’s roasted?

1961 Art: Inked by Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Calorie-Free-Dialogue and Art Changes: Mike Pascale

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Gobbler Greatness

Gobbler Greatness

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "Love Will Point the Way" in FIRST KISS #14, 1960.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Love Will Point the Way” in FIRST KISS #14, 1960.

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman (in an apron) embrace—framed by an opening in a kitchen with pots and pans.

MAN: You’re going to make Thanksgiving great again? How?

WOMAN: I’m ordering out!

1960 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Man and woman (in an apron) embrace---framed by an opening in a kitchen with pots and pans.

MAN: You’re going to make Thanksgiving great again? How?

WOMAN: I’m ordering out!

1960 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman

14.4.5.6

Practice Surgery

Practice Surgery

Happy Halloween, ghouls and boils!

Here’s the wrap up to the Halloween photo-comics. Starting Wednesday, we’re back to “old comics with new dialogue” three times a week.

 

However, I’d love to do more photo-comics occasionally. So, if you’ve enjoyed this last week (or hated it), please let me know.

 

In the meantime, my thanks to Allen Freeman and models Felina Vie and Caitlin Litzinger for the visual tricks and treats!

Transcript:

Woman (Felina Vie) holding a Jack-o-lantern and knife: I’m done practicing! Ready for your plastic surgery?

Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman

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Woman (Felina Vie) holding a Jack-o-lantern and knife: I’m done practicing! Ready for your plastic surgery?

Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman

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Zombody to Watch Over Me

Zombody to Watch Over Me

This is—by far—the most widely seen Last Kiss comic of all time. It appeared on an episode of The Big Bang Theory. Many thanks to Mike Pascale for the goofy gag—and the gore.
Cover of FIRST KISS #2 by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia, 1957.

Cover of FIRST KISS #2 by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia, 1957.

Transcript:

SCENE: Zombie and blonde woman are in the woods. He’s bitten into the top of her head to eat her brains, but she doesn’t notice.

WOMAN (thinking): I know he has his flaws…but I’ve forgotten them for some reasons!

ZOMBIE: Mmmm…braaains!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia

Nonzombie Color: Allen Freeman Zombification: Mike Pascale
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SCENE: Zombie and blonde woman are in the woods. He's bitten into the top of her head to eat her brains, but she doesn't notice.

WOMAN (thinking): I know he has his flaws...but I've forgotten them for some reasons!

ZOMBIE: Mmmm...braaains!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia

Nonzombie Color: Allen Freeman Zombification: Mike Pascale
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The No-Candy Diet

The No-Candy Diet

More Halloween photo-comic fun with photographer Allen Freeman. Plus model Caitlin Litzinger.

For those of you who want to know more about what Caitlin, she’s the owner of The Dirty Little Secrets Burlesque.

Transcript:

SCENE: Female vampire (played by model Caitlin Litzinger) wipes blood from her mouth.

VAMPIRE: Halloween candy? No thanks! I’m on a liquid diet!

Model: Caitlin Litzinger Photo: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Female vampire (played by model Caitlin Litzinger) wipes blood from her mouth.

VAMPIRE: Halloween candy? No thanks! I’m on a liquid diet!

Model: Caitlin Litzinger Photo: Allen Freeman

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