Uncle Sam’s Secret

Uncle Sam’s Secret

Last Kiss Fourth of July Comic

Happy Independence Day from me and my pal (and frequent Last Kiss collaborator) Mike Pascale*. There will be a bonus Fourth of July comic tomorrow!

(Check out the Kickstarter for Mike Pascale Seahawk football cartoon book “Game Buzz.”

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “From Out of the Past” in FIRST KISS #15, 1960.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Smiling woman talking to Uncle Sam as fireworks explode in the sky in the background.

WOMAN: You’re 243 years old! What’s your secret?

MAN: Clean living! Free health care!* Plus…I’m a cartoon character!

CAPTION: *Sam qualified for Medicare 178 years ago!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Patriotic Passion, Apparel & SPX: Mike Pascale

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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “From Out of the Past” in FIRST KISS #15, 1960.

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SCENE: Smiling woman talking to Uncle Sam as fireworks explode in the sky in the background.

WOMAN: You’re 243 years old! What's your secret?

MAN: Clean living! Free health care!* Plus...I'm a cartoon character!

CAPTION: *Sam qualified for Medicare 178 years ago!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Patriotic Passion, Apparel & SPX: Mike Pascale

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "From Out of the Past" in FIRST KISS #15, 1960.

Father’s Day? Dance!

Father’s Day? Dance!

I’m making a temporary tweak to my usual Monday-Wednesday-Friday comics schedule. There won’t be a Monday comic so that I can actually run this Father’s Day gag on…Father’s Day.

Yes,  I know it’s shocking concept. But  I thought I’d give it a try.

Happy Father’s Day to me—and all the other dads out there!

Art by Dick Giordano from Romantic Story #70, Jan. 1964.

The cover teaser caption in the upper-left hand corner is impossible to read here, but it says: The date for my marriage to Chet Dillman was set! I loved Chet and wanted to be his wife, but…I was determined to have one last fling!

 

Transcript:

Scene: Man and woman dancing joyously.

MAN: You’re pregnant?

WOMAN: Yup! Happy Father’s Day!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Dick Giordano from Romantic Story #70, Jan. 1964.

 

 

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Scene: Man and woman dancing joyously.

MAN: You’re pregnant?

WOMAN: Yup! Happy Father's Day!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Dick Giordano from Romantic Story #70, Jan. 1964.


The Expectant Father’s Club

The Expectant Father’s Club

Art by Jack Keller from the story “World Champion” in Teenage Hotrodders #7, May 1964. (Published in color, but scanned here from the black & white photostats.)

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Three men drinking booze, celebrating, smiling and laughing.

MAN #1: Who says being a parent is hard? Not us!
MAN: #2: Getting our wives pregnant was was easy! Happy Father’s Day to us!

CAPTION: First and last meeting of the Expectant Father’s Carefree Fun Club

1964 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Jack Keller from the story “World Champion” in Teenage Hotrodders #7, May 1964. (Published in color, but scanned here from the black & white photostats.)

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Three men drinking booze, celebrating, smiling and laughing.

MAN #1: Who says being a parent is hard? Not us!
MAN: #2: Getting our wives pregnant was was easy! Happy Father’s Day to us!

CAPTION: First and last meeting of the Expectant Father’s Carefree Fun Club

1964 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Jack Keller from the story "World Champion" in Teenage Hotrodders #7, May 1964. (Published in color, but scanned here from the black & white photostats.)

If Only it Was this Easy–and Safe

If Only it Was this Easy–and Safe

I like writing holiday-themed humor. But none is harder than Memorial Day.
So, I was happy when I found this old comic book cover art. Even in 1943, it was a sweetly naive, childish view of war. But sometimes reality is a little too real to bear.
 Happy Memorial Day!

Art by Al Plastino from 4Most Vol. 2, #4, Fall 1943.

 

Transcript:

Two boys firing a sling shot and throwing a stone at pumpkins made up to look like Adolph Hitler, Benito Mussolini and Emperor Michinomiya Hirohito.

Caption: If only it was this easy! Memorial Day

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Art by Al Plastino from 4Most Vol. 2, #4, Fall 1943.

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Caption: If only it was this easy! Memorial Day

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Art by Al Plastino from 4Most Vol. 2, #4, Fall 1943.

Egg-citing

Egg-citing

Happy Easter from me and my pal (and frequent Last Kiss collaborator) Mike Pascale.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman talking to someone who is wearing a bunny costume.

WOMAN: At last! Sex worth dye-ing for!

1959 Art (featuring woman): Vince Colletta Studio
Director of Bunny Couture: Mike Pascale

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

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SCENE: Woman talking to someone who is wearing a bunny costume.

WOMAN: At last! Sex worth dye-ing for!

1959 Art (featuring woman): Vince Colletta Studio
Director of Bunny Couture: Mike Pascale

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "The Gay Deception" in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

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