The Perfect Excuse…Eventually!

The Perfect Excuse…Eventually!

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WOMAN: I suppose you must have a good excuse!

MAN: Absolutely! And I’ll let you know what it is...as soon as I think of it!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Who to Blame? Me!

Who to Blame? Me!

And if you believe that…don’t blame me!

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SCENE: Distressed woman looks at man and woman who are behind her.

WOMAN: I can’t blame him! It’s my fault for not being a complete slut!

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Star Trekked?

Star Trekked?

In my comments here, I originally joked that this guy was probably in a hurry to get to his job as a marriage counselor. But–what do I know?

I’ve been bombarded by e-mails and Facebook comments that this man is obviously Captain James T. Kirk and that he’s rushing back to the starship Enterprise.

So I wrote a Star Trek joke–without realizing it? Okay. The guy does kinda look like Kirk. But–oh, uh, last night when I first posted this was William Shatner’s 80’s birthday?

Okay. I bow to the obvious. I’m more brilliant than I thought. This is a Star Trek joke!

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SCENE: Man walking away from a woman.

MAN: I don’t have time to apologize! Just send yourself some flowers and bill me!

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Don’t Feel Guilty

Don’t Feel Guilty

Last Kiss Philosophy #1:

I’m not sure what I did wrong, but I’m sorry. I promise I’ll never do it again—whatever “it” is.

And—when I break my promise and do it anyway–you won’t have to worry.

Because next time—since I really care about you—I’ll do a much better job of not getting caught.

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WOMAN: Please! Don’t feel guilty!

MAN: I don't!

WOMAN: Really? Even though it's all your fault!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio