MAN: Absolutely! And I’ll let you know what it is...as soon as I think of it!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
And if you believe that…don’t blame me!
In my comments here, I originally joked that this guy was probably in a hurry to get to his job as a marriage counselor. But–what do I know?
I’ve been bombarded by e-mails and Facebook comments that this man is obviously Captain James T. Kirk and that he’s rushing back to the starship Enterprise.
So I wrote a Star Trek joke–without realizing it? Okay. The guy does kinda look like Kirk. But–oh, uh, last night when I first posted this was William Shatner’s 80’s birthday?
Okay. I bow to the obvious. I’m more brilliant than I thought. This is a Star Trek joke!
Last Kiss Philosophy #1:
I’m not sure what I did wrong, but I’m sorry. I promise I’ll never do it again—whatever “it” is.
And—when I break my promise and do it anyway–you won’t have to worry.
Because next time—since I really care about you—I’ll do a much better job of not getting caught.