by John | Feb 11, 2010 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A beautiful woman cries and stares at a letter carrier as he takes some mail out of a box and looks back at her.
WOMAN: B-but you must have at least one valentine for me! I've slept with every man in town!
MALE LETTER CARRIER: Well...uh, not every man!
by John | Feb 9, 2010 | Uncategorized
So maybe he can afford to date her–for now. But what happens if things get serious? Even at half price, could he afford the honeymoon?
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man holds crying woman.
MAN: Sorry, but I'm dumping you for my therapist! She's blonde, beautiful and best of all...she's only charging me half price for tonight's date!
WOMAN: You fool! Now you'll never get out of therapy!
by John | Feb 6, 2010 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A surprise party. Young woman hugs a man as friends celebrate around them. There's a birthday cake on a table in front of them.
WOMAN: What a wonderful surprise! How did you keep it a secret?
MAN: Easy! I just lied to you…like usual!
SECOND WOMAN (looking on): GEE! I wish someone would lie to me!
by John | Jan 14, 2010 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two women and a man are standing at a train station.
FIRST WOMAN: …so, you’ll be okay while I’m gone?
MAN: Sure! I’ve hired this young lady to move in and, uh…be the kids’ new mommy!
SECOND WOMAN: Kids? You've got kids?
by John | Jan 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
I love this guy. He’s so smug. You just know he’s up to no good!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing.
MAN: But, Babe, why do I need a job? I’ve got credit cards!
WOMAN: Gosh, Sweetie! Why do I need a boyfriend? I’ve got a vibrator!
