by John | May 10, 2016 | Uncategorized
I’ve done this joke before, but I wasn’t really happy with it. Back then I used a cropped version of the first panel of art below. But I thought the art was too cluttered, not terribly attractive and that it distracted from the joke.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Dream Along with Me” in FIRST KISS #32, 1963.
So, this time, I put together two panels of art—adding in the art below. It is, I think, a great reaction shot and really helps sell the gag!

Art by Dick Giordano and Vince Alascia from FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #1, 1955.
Transcript:
SCENE: Two young guys. One is about to eat a hot dog and has it in his mouth. The other guy reacts startled.
GUY WITH HOT DOG: Phallic symbol? What’s that?
Vintage Art: Dick Giordano, Vince Alascia & Vince Colletta Studio
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two young guys. One is about to eat a hot dog and has it in his mouth. The other guy reacts startled.
GUY WITH HOT DOG: Phallic symbol? What’s that?
Vintage Art: Dick Giordano, Vince Alascia & Vince Colletta Studio
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by John | Apr 17, 2016 | Uncategorized
This Last Kiss image is a composite from two pieces of comic art (both redrawn by Diego Jourdan Pereira) that I put together with Photoshop. Frankly, I’m really pleased at how it turned out. (See below for the original 1950’s comic art.)

Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced with Heartbreak” in DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.

Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.
Transcript:
Woman in a jail cell, smoking a cigarette. Has a chocolate stain on her mouth. Policeman is outside her cell.
CAPTION: If you outlaw chocolate, only criminals women will have chocolate!
1951 Artists: Bill Ward & Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptWoman in a jail cell, smoking a cigarette. Has a chocolate stain on her mouth. Policeman is outside her cell.
CAPTION: If you outlaw chocolate, only criminals women will have chocolate!
1951 Artists: Bill Ward & Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Feb 2, 2016 | Uncategorized

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Man Hater” in FIRST KISS #18, 1961.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man in stained, tattered T-shirt sitting at a table with a bowl of food is bawling out a young woman.
MAN: No makeup? again? Watta slob!
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1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man in stained, tattered T-shirt sitting at a table with a bowl of food is bawling out a young woman.
MAN: No makeup? again? Watta slob!
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1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
by John | Dec 1, 2015 | Uncategorized

Art by Reed Crandall from the story “Bitter Love” in CINDERELLA LOVE #2 (Ziff-Davis), 1951.
Transcript:
MAN: I-I think I
just started World War III!
WOMAN: I warned you! No politics during family dinners!
1951 Art: Reed Crandall Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon
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↓ TranscriptMAN: I-I think I
just started World War III!
WOMAN: I warned you! No politics during family dinners!
1951 Art: Reed Crandall Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon
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by John | Nov 29, 2015 | Uncategorized
Good to the last drop?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.
Original Art Comments:
I like your silences—mostly because I know you’re thinking about me and how wonderful I am.
Obviously, I’m too wonderful for mere words!
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman and man. At least one of them is having coffee.
WOMAN: I like my men like my coffee! Strong, hot…and with whipped cream and sprinkles I can lick off!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman and man. At least one of them is having coffee.
WOMAN: I like my men like my coffee! Strong, hot...and with whipped cream and sprinkles I can lick off!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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