I’m the guest speaker at The Seattle Graphics Artists Guild luncheon on June 24. In a mere two hours I’ve been asked to teach people how to be more creative; explain how to be funny; and be entertaining.
To my complete astonishment, I think I’ve figured out a way to do it. So if you’re in the Seattle area sign up. It should be fun. And I’m even giving out free Last Kiss goodies!
Well, at least she’s cooking–sorta. These days, I’m either eating things cold (salads) or I’m microwaving. Does that count as cooking?
The Major General of Lustig Culinary Delights (Shelagh) has been AWOL much of this month on a nursing assignment–healing the sick and no doubt laughing at jokes funnier than mine. (Sob!) Fortunately, she’ll return in a few days and so I’ll have my audience/laugh track back.
In the meantime, it’s not like I can’t fend on my own. I’m eating pretty healthy. And it’s kinda fun seeing how many forgotten items from the fridge and pantry I can throw together in a wrap and see if they explode in the microwave. Tomorrow I may break out the wok and stir fry whatever’s in the freezer. Now, that’s real cooking!
I don’t know if these people need family counseling or a sex therapist. Probably both…
