by John | Nov 24, 2009 | Uncategorized
Fortunately (for everyone’s sake) I’m not expected to cook this Thanksgiving. So there’s much to be thankful for right there. No food poisoning this year. No need for anti-acids. No desperate three-legged, relay races (Don’t ask!) to the bathroom.
Just family, friends, fun and honestly good (as in tasty and digestible) food.
I hope you and your family enjoy the same!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A very alarmed woman reacts to some bad news.
WOMAN: Oh, no! You expect me to cook!
by John | Oct 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
Ladies, as the official spokesman for all men, I can assure you that today’s comic is…oh, hell. It’s true. But don’t feel that you actually have to cook for us.
I mean, it’s not like we’re going to actually die of starvation. We can follow recipes (if there are pictures); toast bread without burning down the house (sometimes); and we can learn to whip eggs into submission. (Bad eggs!)
In short, we’re as smart as you. We’re just lazier and better at ordering takeout!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Wild passion and cheap thrills are never enough! Sooner or later men Expect you to...cook for them!
by John | Sep 21, 2009 | Uncategorized
If I had to guess, I’d say she’s not a morning person…
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Read this comic in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman is about to drink some hot coffee.
PANEL 1:
WOMAN (thinks): Everyone knows I’m the world’s nicest, person...
SOUND (from off panel): GROAN
PANEL 2:
WOMAN (thinks): unless you bother me before my first cup!
VOICE (from off panel): So much blood!
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by John | Sep 11, 2009 | Uncategorized
I didn’t think about it being 9/11 when I scheduled this comic. So, if you find a political or social message here, it’s not intended. Now go hug someone…and drink some coffee if that’s what it takes!
by John | Jul 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
This comic available in German.
↓ Transcript(Scene: Husband and wife embracing in a kitchen.)
MAN: ...And so, you won't mind if we live with my mom for a few years?
WOMAN: Of course not, Dear! I don't need to be happy...as long as I have you!
