What’s for Breakfast?
Starting the day off right…
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WOMAN: I can’t eat on an empty stomach! Let’s have a drink!
Hot Enough for You?
Ouch!
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SCENE: A woman brings a bowl of soup to a man sitting at a table having a meal. The woman could be a waitress. Or she could be the wife or girlfriend of the man.
WOMAN: Soup is like sex! The hotter the better!
MAN: Soup’s safer! I keep burning my tongue during sex!
WOMAN: Soup is like sex! The hotter the better!
MAN: Soup’s safer! I keep burning my tongue during sex!
Lie to Me! Please!!!
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SCENE: A surprise party. Young woman hugs a man as friends celebrate around them. There's a birthday cake on a table in front of them.
WOMAN: What a wonderful surprise! How did you keep it a secret?
MAN: Easy! I just lied to you…like usual!
SECOND WOMAN (looking on): GEE! I wish someone would lie to me!
WOMAN: What a wonderful surprise! How did you keep it a secret?
MAN: Easy! I just lied to you…like usual!
SECOND WOMAN (looking on): GEE! I wish someone would lie to me!
Contest
The contest submission period is over. But you can see the finalists and vote for the funniest dialog here through Feb. 13.
Background info about the contest and prizes here.
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CAPTION: She knew he was a real man when he fell out of the tree without dropping his beer.
Food? Fight!
Even people who like to cook can get a bit burned out at this time of the year. Thank heavens for leftovers!
