Food? Fight!
Even people who like to cook can get a bit burned out at this time of the year. Thank heavens for leftovers!
Me? Cook?
Fortunately (for everyone’s sake) I’m not expected to cook this Thanksgiving. So there’s much to be thankful for right there. No food poisoning this year. No need for anti-acids. No desperate three-legged, relay races (Don’t ask!) to the bathroom.
Just family, friends, fun and honestly good (as in tasty and digestible) food.
I hope you and your family enjoy the same!
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SCENE: A very alarmed woman reacts to some bad news.
WOMAN: Oh, no! You expect me to cook!
WOMAN: Oh, no! You expect me to cook!
What Men Really Want
Ladies, as the official spokesman for all men, I can assure you that today’s comic is…oh, hell. It’s true. But don’t feel that you actually have to cook for us.
I mean, it’s not like we’re going to actually die of starvation. We can follow recipes (if there are pictures); toast bread without burning down the house (sometimes); and we can learn to whip eggs into submission. (Bad eggs!)
In short, we’re as smart as you. We’re just lazier and better at ordering takeout!
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WOMAN FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Wild passion and cheap thrills are never enough! Sooner or later men Expect you to...cook for them!
Nice by the Cup
If I had to guess, I’d say she’s not a morning person…
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SCENE: Woman is about to drink some hot coffee.
PANEL 1:
WOMAN (thinks): Everyone knows I’m the world’s nicest, person...
SOUND (from off panel): GROAN
PANEL 2:
WOMAN (thinks): unless you bother me before my first cup!
VOICE (from off panel): So much blood!
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PANEL 1:
WOMAN (thinks): Everyone knows I’m the world’s nicest, person...
SOUND (from off panel): GROAN
PANEL 2:
WOMAN (thinks): unless you bother me before my first cup!
VOICE (from off panel): So much blood!
FK33.3.7.5
More Caffeine
I didn’t think about it being 9/11 when I scheduled this comic. So, if you find a political or social message here, it’s not intended. Now go hug someone…and drink some coffee if that’s what it takes!
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WOMAN: More caffeine! I’ve got lives to run!
