by John | Apr 15, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man removes a picnic basket from the trunk of a car as a woman smiles and looks on.
MAN: Did I mention that I’m a gourmet chef!
WOMAN: Oops! I think I just misplaced my underwear!
by John | Apr 8, 2010 | Uncategorized
Starting the day off right…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I can’t eat on an empty stomach! Let’s have a drink!
by John | Apr 6, 2010 | Uncategorized
Ouch!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman brings a bowl of soup to a man sitting at a table having a meal. The woman could be a waitress. Or she could be the wife or girlfriend of the man.
WOMAN: Soup is like sex! The hotter the better!
MAN: Soup’s safer! I keep burning my tongue during sex!
by John | Feb 6, 2010 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A surprise party. Young woman hugs a man as friends celebrate around them. There's a birthday cake on a table in front of them.
WOMAN: What a wonderful surprise! How did you keep it a secret?
MAN: Easy! I just lied to you…like usual!
SECOND WOMAN (looking on): GEE! I wish someone would lie to me!
by John | Jan 25, 2010 | Uncategorized
The contest submission period is over. But you can see the finalists and vote for the funniest dialog here through Feb. 13.
Background info about the contest and prizes here.
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: She knew he was a real man when he fell out of the tree without dropping his beer.
