by John | Nov 23, 2010 | Uncategorized
I’m thankful almost beyond words to be home from the Portland Comic Book Show. (Great convention, but lousy weather the next day.)
It was a treacherous 11-hour drive to Seattle (normally takes three!) through a snow storm with 70 mph wind gusts and conditions that made driving two miles-per-hour seem like speeding.
I’m especially thankful to my sister and brother-in-law (Lisa and Richard Hernandez.) Rich drove the whole way (except for a scary 15 minutes–more about that another time.)
When it proved impossible to make it all the way to home to Shelagh in North Seattle, Lisa and Rich put me up for two days at their home on Mercer Island.
So–thankful? You bet.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing in a kitchen.
WOMAN: Let’s give thanks now...
before your family shows up!
by John | Oct 17, 2010 | Uncategorized
This is the first of two images that I did for this year’s Wonder Woman Day (Oct. 24, 2010) auction–benefiting shelters for victims of domestic violence.
I double-matted and signed the print. No other copies will be offered for sale anywhere. So if you want it, bid on it quick! (The auction version does not include my logo or the art credit. At the bottom it simply says “Wonder Woman Day 2010.”)
A live auction will be taking place Oct. 24 at Comics Fusion in Flemington, NJ. But you can submit a proxy bid via e-mail through Oct. 23.
On Wednesday, I’ll be posting my contribution (another Wonder Woman print) for the West Coast (Portland, OR) version of the auction which also benefits domestic violence victims.
There are many wonderful pieces of art being offered for this benefit. I encourage you to check them all out here!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman is being offered a chocolate doughnut by someone off panel.
CAPTION: Wonder Woman protests her latest costume change, but...
WOMAN: I’m a warrior! You can’t make me wear this! I still have my dignity! My iron resolve! My…Say, is that chocolate?
8.3.2.2.
by John | Sep 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman eats a raw carrot as her mom looks on.
MOM: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: Crunch!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman and John Lustig
by John | Sep 9, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember to preheat your oven before hot sex. Bake until satisfied. Then serve…as many times as possible.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman in a restaurant.
WOMAN: I’ll have the 99¢ Romance Special...with extra hot sex! And a
side order of yummy!
by John | Aug 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sex: Low sugar! No fat! (No artificial sweeteners?) The perfect way to end every meal!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Waitress tries to take order as a couple at a date kiss passonately.
WAITRESS: And for dessert...
