by John | Aug 28, 2012 | Uncategorized
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Today’s Last Kiss: Ladies, he’s easily distracted. (“Squirrel!”)
He tries to look you in the eyes. (“Squirrel!)
And have a meaningful conversation. (“Squirrel!”)
But all of a sudden… (“Breasts!”)
Original Art:
To the right is the original art (plus a couple of panels) from Charlton’s Teen-Age Hotrodders #13 (1965).
It’s a hot-headed hotrodder versus a gang of rude, motor-mouthed motorcyclists. Given the title of the comic, who do you think will win?
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man in a leather jacket (who looks like he could be a member of a motorcycle gang) leaps forward with both hands reaching out.
MAN: Your breasts? Sorry! Was I staring?
Art by Jack Keller
Color by Allen Freeman
by John | Jun 19, 2012 | Uncategorized
Below is the original 1960s art, featuring…a poor, insecure girl. A wealthy guy. And a pearl necklace.
Sweet romance or porn video—you decide!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman wearing a pearl necklace.
WOMAN: I’m looking for love!
Art by Charles Nicholas
Color by Allen Freeman
by John | Jan 26, 2012 | Uncategorized
And here’s the original First Kiss art and dialog…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman brushes her hair as she looks into a mirror.
WOMAN: Mirror, mirror on the wall...Who has the best boob job of them all?
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
by John | Oct 11, 2011 | Uncategorized
“You can never be too rich or too thin.”
–Wallis Simpson (The Duchess of Windsor)
“Wallis Simpson was an idiot. And a Nazi sympathizer. On the plus side, she was really thin.”
–John Lustig (The Duke of Donuts)
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Oh, Darling! Say it again!
MAN: You’re too skinny!
Pencils by Dick Giordano. Inks by either Giordano or Vince Colletta.
by John | Sep 25, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: To heck with romantic angst and hilarious sexual hijinks! Today Last Kiss blows off some testosterone with a knuckle-dragging, he-man tale full of...
PANEL 1:
CAPTION: Action!
BIKER: Grrrr! Nobody insults my...interior decorating skills!
PANEL 2:
CAPTION: Violence!
BIKER: Idiot!
your French, lace curtains clash...with
your Korean, glow-in-the-dark...cuckoo clock!
PANEL 3
CAPTION: Male Bonding!
BIKER: Gosh! Your hard-hitting logic moves me! Let’s shop for new curtains
together!
CAPTION: Stay tuned for another Last Kiss episode of Fashion Designer Fisticuffs next time...when hell freezes over!
