Freezer Burn
Dialogue and dessert served by guest writer Tony Isabella.
Dialogue and dessert served by guest writer Tony Isabella.
Happy Thanksgiving!
And many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for today’s tasty gag!
Transcript:
SCENE: Man getting a picnic basket out of the truck of a car as a woman looks on.
MAN: As a Vegan, I’m setting the turkey free!
WOMAN: After it’s roasted?
1961 Art: Inked by Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Calorie-Free-Dialogue and Art Changes: Mike Pascale
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Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman (in an apron) embrace—framed by an opening in a kitchen with pots and pans.
MAN: You’re going to make Thanksgiving great again? How?
WOMAN: I’m ordering out!
1960 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
14.4.5.6
Transcript:
WOMAN: I can’t eat on an empty stomach! Let’s have a drink!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
©2010 Last Kiss Inc
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
3.2.2.5
After being fired as a restaurant critic for Snobbish Living Magazine, “Dapper Harve Hillobeans” relaxed his standards—and his waistline—considerably.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.