by John | Nov 21, 2010 | Uncategorized
Listen to your mom. Hasn’t she suffered enough?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A crying woman.
WOMAN: I thought he was perfect...‘til my
mom said she liked him!
INKED, ENHANCED AND COLORED BY ALLEN FREEMAN
by John | Aug 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sex: Low sugar! No fat! (No artificial sweeteners?) The perfect way to end every meal!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Waitress tries to take order as a couple at a date kiss passonately.
WAITRESS: And for dessert...
by John | Aug 1, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Closeup of a woman crying.
WOMAN: Men always seem perfect ‘til you get to know them...and sleep with their friends!
by John | Jul 23, 2010 | Uncategorized
by John | Jul 8, 2010 | Uncategorized
Are you unfazed by rejection and occasional gunfire? Do you collect restraining orders as a hobby? Are you saving your virginity until your true love admits that you exist?
Then you may be afflicted with the dreaded “Pepe Le Pew Syndrome!”
If so, please take a strong dose of reality and look out for skunks.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: No! Really! Stop asking me out! I’m gay!
MAN: Still? Well, no prob-lem-o! I’ll check back later!
