by John | Apr 10, 2014 | Blog
Artist unknown from G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.
Tell Janet you can’t take her out tonight because…
A) You’re recovering from a terrible shock. (Two women want you at the same time. And this time one of them isn’t your mom.)
B) You have a Date with Destiny. (Destiny D’Cupp—exotic square dancer extraordinaire.)
C) You’re too busy trying to be faithful to her. (You’ll succeed—eventually.)
D) You met a woman who reminds you of your mom—even more than Janet.
E) You give her a brilliant excuse—dreamed up by a Last Kiss reader—which she actually believes.
Suggestions?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Mar 27, 2014 | Blog
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #22, 1961.
Goodbye. It’s not that I don’t like you, but I’ve got things to do. Important things. Like…
—telling my Facebook friends about your 10 craziest relatives.
—sorting my underwear according to the size and consistency of the stains. Yellow on the top. Brown on the bottom.
—building the perfect girlfriend in my basement. She’s a lot like you—if you were smarter, prettier and had better self-esteem.
—deciding if I’m going to ask you out again. Oh, that isn’t an option? How come?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Mar 25, 2014 | Uncategorized
Meanwhile, back in 1961…
See the original 1961 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman at a party. There are balloons.
MAN: I forget! Have I hit on you yet?
Inks: Charles NIcholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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by John | Mar 19, 2014 | Uncategorized
Meanwhile, back in 1958…
See the original 1958 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Smiling man in background is talking to a skeptical woman in the foreground.
MAN: Don’t think of me as old! Think of me as rich!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2014 Last Kiss Inc.
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by John | Mar 16, 2014 | Blog
Art by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #13, 1960.
“Instead of lectures, your dad gives me cold beers. And hot, roasted beer nuts.
“We watch football, have fart contests and tell dirty jokes.
“Frankly, your dad is a better date than you!”
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
