Sextra Credit

Sextra Credit

The story for the original 1960’s romance art (below) has a very different theme. Why study when you can get married?

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SCENE: Two young women in a bedroom. One of them is sitting on a bed. The other is on the floor writing in a book.

WOMAN ON BED: They put you in an advanced class? What subject?

WOMAN WITH BOOK: Sex Ed!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

How to Succeed in School Without Really Trying

How to Succeed in School Without Really Trying

And here’s the original romance art before it got the Last Kiss treatment….

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SCENE: Woman is writing in a book. She looks up and speaks to a man.

WOMAN: Lucky me! My teacher grades on the curves!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

No More Teachers! No More Books!

No More Teachers! No More Books!

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SCENE: Boy and girl sitting on the steps of a house, kissing. There are some school books beside them.

BOY: No More Pencils! No More Books! No More Teacher's Dirty Looks!

GIRL: No more waiting! No parents home! My bra unhooks!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio

Risqué Business

Risqué Business

It’s a tough job, but somebody has to…oh, you know!

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WOMAN: I Need to research eight sex scenes by morning…or I’ll blow my deadline! Wanna help?

MAN: Romance writers…gotta love ‘em!

SIGN IN STORE WINDOW: Embrace your passion! Read in bed!

ART: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Virgin Values

Virgin Values

Virginity: The gift that keeps on not giving.

Also funny in German!

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SCENE: Two women talking. One is holding a book.

WOMAN WITH BOOK: It says boys prefer girls who are virgins!

WOMAN WITHOUT BOOK: Then I’ll stay a virgin forever!

INKED, ENHANCED AND COLORED BY ALLEN FREEMAN