by John | Oct 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’ve rewritten this gag several times over the years. I think I finally got it right, but I do miss one of the gags I cut. In the original version, the woman also rented the guy’s favorite movie: The Three Stooges Meet the 50-Foot Woman from Uranus!
The things I do for art…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): For your birthday, I filled the pool with beer...and invited all your pals over for poker and porn!
MAN: Yeah! You left the toilet seat down again!
by John | Jul 31, 2009 | Uncategorized
Ack! If my brain had been working before I took off for San Diego, I would’ve scheduled this comic on the 29th, not the 31. Why? Because July 29th was my wife’s birthday. And, Shelagh, I’m willing to believe you’re 29…if you’re willing to believe I still have a full head of hair. Happy Birthday, Shelagh!
↓ TranscriptMAN: Happy birthday, honey! You’ve turned 29…again!
WOMAN: Finally! A man who believes everything I say!
by John | Mar 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s always nice when someone makes that little extra effort for your birthday!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man enters a room and finds three young men tied up.
TIED UP GUY #1: Surprise!
MAN ENTERING ROOM: For me? Gosh! And I thought you forgot my birthday!
TIED UP GUY #2 (thinks): Oh, boy! I hope he unwraps me first!
by John | Feb 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
Transcript:
FIRST WOMAN (getting kissed on neck): Golly! A hickey! Just what I wanted for my birthday!
GUY (kissing first woman): slu-u-u-rp!
SECOND WOMAN (much older): Hey, I just remembered! It’s my birthday too!
↓ TranscriptFIRST WOMAN (getting kissed on neck): Golly! A hickey! Just what I wanted for my birthday!
GUY (kissing first woman): slu-u-u-rp!
SECOND WOMAN (much older): Hey, I just remembered! It’s my birthday too!
