by John | Jan 10, 2013 | Blog

A black and white version of this appeared in CBG in 2002.
Last Kiss was born in the pages of Comics Buyer’s Guide way back in 1996.
A few months before at the San Diego Comic Con, I’d showed CBG Editor Maggie Thompson a handful of black and white photocopies of old romance covers. At the bottom of each page, I’d typed a gag.
They were not incredibly funny gags, but Maggie saw enough potential to give me a green light. After that all I had to do was figure out how to remove the old dialog and replace it with my own.
I literally had no idea how to do it. I didn’t know anything about lettering or scanning. And Photoshop? What’s that?
I fumbled through a couple of years of doing Last Kiss. Then I came back and relaunched the series in 2000—with the encouragement of Maggie and fellow CBG editors John Jackson Miller and Brent Frankenhoff.
Last Kiss has appeared in every issue since then right up through the final one—#1699
It was probably inevitable that Comics Buyer’s Guide wouldn’t survive.
I first started reading it in the 1970’s when it was known as The Buyer’s Guide and was a weekly black-and-white adzine with a handful of articles.
It went on to become a fan favorite as well as a vital news pipeline for the comics industry.
The rise of the Internet made that news function obsolete. The switch to a color monthly magazine format gave CBG a few more years. But not enough.
Two days ago, the magazine folded.
Thank you, Maggie, Brent and John. Without you, there would be no Last Kiss. And the last 23 years would’ve been a lot less interesting.
by John | Jan 8, 2013 | Blog
Buddy, I propose that you run away. Now. Pack lightly. Don’t take more than one fiancée with you…

Girls’ Romances #83 ©DC Comics
by John | Jan 6, 2013 | Blog
He’s not your kind. He’s a man. You’re a woman…

by John | Jan 1, 2013 | Blog

You could buy Alter Ego #114 for all the great articles about golden age comic creators such as Allen Bellman (who did the cover) and Don Rico.
Or you could buy it to read my pal Michael T. Gilbert’s amusing and informative piece about the Charles Atlas ads that ran in comic books. (And made all of us comic geeks into the manly, muscled men that we are.)
But mostly you should buy it (on sale at a discounted price here—for now) because it has a full-color page featuring four of my Last Kiss gags about Wonder Woman.
by John | Jan 1, 2013 | Blog
Unhappy with the old, 2012 you? Of course you are!
Be a new, exciting you in 2013. Here’s a makeover tip that’s guaranteed to get you attention from dates…as well as mental health professions:

by John | Dec 31, 2012 | Blog

© DC Comics
On the plus side, she’s saving up for a fax machine.
by John | Dec 31, 2012 | Blog

The Fantastic Four ©® Marvel Comics
Geez! How can a brilliant scientist-superhero be so dumb? Everyone knows you have to at least pretend to listen to your wife!
by John | Dec 28, 2012 | Blog
Tough choice: Picket for peace? Or picket for a piece of that hunky guy?
by John | Dec 16, 2012 | Blog

(All art in this post is copyright the respective media moguls and copyright holders.)
Oh, sure. Fox and the rest of the elite (“We have facts—sort of!) media talk a lot about the “War on Christmas!”
But what they don’t tell you is that the real war on St. Nick (and therefore Jesus—because they’re close buddies—isn’t being waged by liberals. It’s guys in tights and capes—or worse.
(Sure, they dress like liberals and they want to take away your guns. But that’s only because they’re evil. Not liberal!)
They’re super villains—and they’re out to get Santa and steal all your presents…
(All art in this post is copyright the respective media moguls and copyright holders.)

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by John | Dec 10, 2012 | Blog
Although I often post romance art because it’s so absurd, there’s something about this panel from Brides in Love #1 that I find very sweet.