Clyde is Coming

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Make Believe" in First Kiss #7, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Make Believe” in First Kiss #7, 1959.

Yes, there was a time when everyone read newspapers. Before that we all communicated via smoke signals and by grunting around the campfire while eating woolly mammoths.

It’s true. Ask your mother. She’ll be delighted that you think she’s so old.

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Mob Moll

Art by Myron Fass from the story "Women to Love" in COMPLETE ROMANCE #1, 1949.

Art by Myron Fass from the story “Women to Love” in COMPLETE ROMANCE #1, 1949.

Clean and honest are my goals!

Right now I’m about 60 percent clean. (My neck, right bicep and left calf are immaculate!) As for honesty…I’m at least 99.9 percent truthful.

Okay. Now that you mention it…I’m probably only about 34 percent clean. (I washed behind my left armpit.) But so what? I’m still 105 percent honest—maybe more!

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Things I’ve Thunk

Inks by Vince Colletta from the story "A Forgotten Kiss" in BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

Inks by Vince Colletta from the story “A Forgotten Kiss” in BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

5 Things that I Don’t Think and Never Will Think:

1. Uh, gee. I’m not sure. Let me think about it.

2. ???

3. ???

4. ???

5. ???

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My Secret Admirer Isn’t Secret Anymore

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "A Bouquet of Roses" in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Bouquet of Roses” in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.

Naturally, I won’t tell you who my secret admirer is. But don’t worry, Darling. It’s not like I’d actually cheat on you—especially with such a close member of your family.

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Purple Prose

Art by Rafael Astarita from the story "The Miller's Daughter" in FOR A NIGHT OF LOVE #1, 1951.

Art by Rafael Astarita from the story “The Miller’s Daughter” in FOR A NIGHT OF LOVE #1, 1951.

And one silly comics writer made fun of them—moments before one volcano erupted and buried their pretentious asses one after one!

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I Wonder What He Looks Like?

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Colletta from the story "Possessed" in BRIDES IN LOVE #8, 1958.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Colletta from the story “Possessed” in BRIDES IN LOVE #8, 1958.

He has such a nice voice. Very charming. I’ll bet he’s handsome too.

And maybe he’s rich. But the poor guy probably doesn’t know how to spend his money to have fun.

Gosh, I could help. And he’ll be so grateful. We’ll fall in love.

But I won’t accept his proposal until at least the second date…because I don’t want to appear too eager!

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Football Tears

Art by Bill Ward from the story "Rapture at Homecoming Time" in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Art by Bill Ward from the story “Rapture at Homecoming Time” in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Susan never cried about baseball or hockey, but football was different!!!

And if Susan had to sleep with another coach to get him to use her plays and strategy—well that was a small price to pay for a winning season of pee wee football.

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The Terrible Stranger

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "The Terrible Stranger" in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Terrible Stranger”in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

How dare a charming, handsome, single man move into my neighborhood! I’m going over there right now to give him a piece of my mind—plus dinner and a bottle of champagne.

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Important Things I Know

Art by unknown artist (although it might be Ogden Whitney) from the story "Nightmare Journey" in DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.

Art by unknown artist (although it might be Ogden Whitney) from the story “Nightmare Journey” in DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.

I also know how to…

—write my name in the snow…without using my hands.

—burp the national anthem…backwards.

—run like hell when you find out those are my only skills!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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