Artist unknown. From the story “Deception” in ROMANTIC MARRIAGE #4 (Ziff-Davis Publications), 1950.
Or did you marry me because Doris ditched you; Freda filed a paternity suit; and Trisha tried to have you deported?
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Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Lucky Liz” from FIRST KISS #9, 1959.
In my home town calling someone “Honey” means…
—-You remind me of my grand daughter. The one who actually gives a damn and doesn’t have any slutty tattoos…that I know about.
—-You’re sweet. I like you. Very, very much. Can I borrow $20?
—-Hey, maybe we should go out sometime.
—-There’s a new motel on First Ave. with hourly rates. Wanna check it out?
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Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the the story “His Future Bride” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.
HIM: I don’t suppose you’d care to have wild sex with me?
HER: Oh, but I would! I don’t suppose you’ll be as good your dad, though!
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Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.
Late? How so? Are you…
—Late for dinner?
—Fashionably late?
—Late as in deceased? Passed on? No more? Ceased to be? Expired? Stiff? And possibly even dead?
—Late as in…holy pregnant pauses?!! Am I’m going to be a daddy?
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Pencils by Bob Powell from the story “I Was the Loneliest Girl in School” in HI-SCHOOL ROMANCE #3, 1950.
As with all the other women I’ve worshipped, I’m willing to make cash donations after services.
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Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Her Engagement Ring” in FIRST KISS #22, 1961.
Fancy weddings are like sex—over too soon after spending all that money!
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Pencils by Sam Citron from the story “I Lived a Lie” in DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.
Those noises coming from Thad’s apartment are so odd. Squeaking bed springs. Giggling. Moaning. It almost sounds like someone having sex.
But…that can’t be. I’m not in there with him. And he promised to wait until I’m ready.
And it’s only been three years!
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What are the six words that make women (or men) cry? After considering contest submissions via my website, Facebook and e-mail, I picked this nifty six-word wonder from Rumtha:
“Silly boy–of course size matters!”
Runner up submission from Tony Isabella: “Mom is moving in with us.”
Congratulations Rumtha and Tony!
See many of the other contest entries here on Facebook.
Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in All True Romance #2 (Comic Media), 1951.
Okay, here’s a goofy contest. What are the six words that make women (or men) cry? Silliest answer wins!
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Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced with Heartbreak” from DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.
I’m like crude oil. Greasy and I leave stains!
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