Treat Me Better

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "That Lonely Sound" in FIRST KISS #36, Feb. 1964.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “That Lonely Sound” in FIRST KISS #36, Feb. 1964.

BONNIE: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe I thought you’d treat me differently because they’re convicted murderers, IRS agents and (worst of all) phone solicitors. And you—you’re the man I was going to marry…until five seconds ago.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Pavlov’s Secretary

Artist unknown. From the story "My Kisses Were Cheap" in DIARY LOVES #5, 1950.

Artist unknown. From the story “My Kisses Were Cheap” in DIARY LOVES #5, 1950.

Professor Ivan Pavlov trains a new secretary—and future ex-wife.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

My Etsy Shop Opens; Free Gift Until Nov. 23 for Fans

The two-sided Evil Twin T-shirt is one of several shirts in our Etsy store.

The two-sided Evil Twin T-shirt is one of several shirts in our Etsy store.

Nov. 17, 2014

Pop the champagne! The Last Kiss Etsy store opened today!

At long last, I’m able to offer online fans the same fun goodies that I’ve been selling for years at conventions. Starting off, I’ve got three of my most popular Last Kiss T-shirts and 20 or so of my best-selling tote bags.

Brimming with caffeine power to keep you going, this tote is one of many Last Kiss bags being offered in our new Etsty store.

Brimming with caffeine power to keep you going, this tote is one of many Last Kiss bags being offered in our new Etsy store.

 

And to thank my hard-core fans, I’m offering a special gift. Through Sunday (Nov. 23) at 9 p.m. (Pacific Time Zone), I’ll include a free copy of my Last Kiss Sticky Notebook with every order of $30 or more.

This eye-catching book is filled with sticky notes (like “Post-Its”) sporting six different Last Kiss images. All of ’em hilarious. 25 sticky notes per design. It was published by Dark Horse Comics.

Important: To receive the notebook, please note in the message to the seller at check out that you’re a “Last Kiss fan” and whether you saw this offer on my website, my mailing list or on Facebook.

Last Kiss Sticky Notebook CoverLast Kiss Sticky Notes

Order today and make yourself (and me) deliriously happy!

Love and Last Kisses,

John Lustig

Miserable Date?

Vince Coletta inks from the story "This Gamble Called Love" in BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

Vince Colletta inks from the story “This Gamble Called Love” in BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

Translation: You’re miserable. I’m miserable. Let’s be miserable together and have miserable sex!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Or I Could Tell the Truth

Art by John Forte and Bill Ward from the story "Reunion with Romance" from LOVE LETTERS #21, JUNE 1952.

Art by John Forte and Bill Ward from the story “Reunion with Romance” from LOVE LETTERS #21, JUNE 1952.

Or I could just tell the truth: Hey, Dad. This is Cliff—the escaped convict that I’m going to marry. Hopefully soon. Did I mention that I’m pregnant?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

 

Big City Tricks: Flying Trees?

Art by Vince Colletta in the story "Lucky Liz" from FIRST KISS #9, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta in the story “Lucky Liz” from FIRST KISS #9, 1959.

She doesn’t allow any ‘big city jokes” inside. But what about that floating tree in the clouds outside?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Contest: Spot Last Kiss Fridge Magents on 2 BROKE GIRLS

Here's the fridge on 2 Broke Girls before the Last Kiss magnets were added. Click photo to enlarge.

Here’s the fridge on 2 Broke Girls before the Last Kiss magnets were added. Click photo to enlarge.

Sometime this season, one or more Last Kiss fridge magnets will appear on the CBS show 2 BROKE GIRLS. Be the first person to spot them and you’ll win a bunch of prizes. (See below.) The show airs Monday nights at 8 p.m. on the West Coast.

To help you spot the magnets, I’ve posted a screen shot of the show’s refrigerator BEFORE the Last Kiss magnets were added.

To win, be the first person to e-mail me that you’ve seen the Last Kiss magnets on the show. If you’re right, you win.* If you’re wrong, I’ll write back and let you know. (You must have a U.S. or Canadian mailing address  to receive the prizes.)

The winner will receive:

—copies of the Last Kiss fridge magnets that are on the show.

—a Last Kiss sticky notebook.

—20 Last Kiss note cards.

—a Last Kiss tote bag.

—eternal fame and glory.

The contest will keep going until there’s a winner.

*The contest winner must not be an employee or associated with 2 BROKE GIRLS.)

By the way, this Last Kiss product placement is happening through the efforts of the amazing John Fluke of Placed4Success. Thanks to John, Last Kiss products will also be featured (more prominently) on new episodes of the CBS show MIKE & MOLLY. (I’ll announce a separate contest for MIKE & MOLLY shortly before the first new episode.)

Mile-High Misery

Art by Vince Colletta from the story "Lucky Liz" in FIRST KISS #9, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Lucky Liz” in FIRST KISS #9, 1959.

Shirley wanted to join the Mile-High Club. But she had to settle for the Mile-Cry Club!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

My Eyes Were Open

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from "Love Comes Later" from FIRST KISS #15, 1960.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “Love Comes Later” from FIRST KISS #15, 1960.

HER: My eyes were opened! But if I quickly close them tight again I can still fantasize that he’s that hot guy at the gym!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.