Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Honeymoon Continued” in First Kiss #24, Jan. 1962.
Transcript:
SCENE: Bride and groom kissing. In the foreground we can see a minister’s hands holding a Bible.
BRIDE (thinking): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!
1962 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani New Color: Allen Freeman
FK24.3.1.1
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Bride and groom kissing. In the foreground we can see a minister's hands holding a Bible.
BRIDE (thinking): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!
1962 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani New Color: Allen Freeman
FK24.3.1.1
BRIDE (thinking): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!
1962 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani New Color: Allen Freeman
FK24.3.1.1
Habits that will lead to trouble later:
-Sleeping with your brother-in-law. Unless he’s good.
-Sleeping with your father-in-law. Unless he’s rich.
-Getting that ‘All Deliveries In The Rear’ tattoo you’ve always dreamed of.
-Keeping in touch with that biker gang you used to date.
-Honoring expired ‘Two Can Eat For The Price of One’ coupons like you did while you were dating.
-Not stalking his ex-girlfriends. His ex-boyfriends are optional.
The Right Habits:
-Wearing edible panties in a wide assortment of fruit flavors.
-Making sure he gets enough exercise. That way you can sleep with his friends while he’s at the gym.
-Slowly driving him insane with the entire Over-Under-Toilet Paper argument.
-Encouraging him to seek promotion by staring at his boss and saying things like ‘Men in Power are so hot’ or ‘I wish he was younger’.
-Helping him keep cool at night by making sure all the blankets are dragged to your side of the bed. Extra points if they end up as a thick cocoon around you he can’t hope to untangle.
-Wearing socks to bed. Because nothing says ‘let’s get to loving’ like smelly socks.
Wow, Jams. Most of these are brilliant. (And the rest are still pretty, damn funny.)