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   Fine jams and jellies since 1982 on June 24, 2018 at 9:32 pm

   What’s probably going through his mind at that moment:

   “Holy-Mother-of-Pearl! Look at all that nose hair!”
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   “I’ve run my hands all up and down her back And now I’m sure she’s not wearing a bra!”
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   “She really needs to have a dermatologist look at that rash under her eye.”
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   “I sure hope what they say about a girl with thick eyebrows is true!”
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   “Okay buddy…You can do this…just pretend she’s Tony Curtis in Some Like It Hot…”
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   “ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!! WE’RE GOIN’ IN!!!!”
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   “I wonder if she can validate my parking?”

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   Dave Dell on June 25, 2018 at 4:03 am

   Not just thick eyebrows, Jams… Curtains and drapes gotta be a mismatch.

   They look like fraternal twins.

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     Ed on June 25, 2018 at 4:27 am

     Dave,
     you mean curtains & rug or drapes & rug.
     curtains & drapes are the same thing.
     but, it was 4 am, so you get a pass.
     😉

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     fine jams and jellies since 1982 on June 25, 2018 at 7:15 am

     Does the fact her lipstick matches her dress count?

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