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MAN: Esmeralda! Why are you running away from me?
WOMAN: I’m not running away from you, Charles Dearest .
WOMAN: I’m running from that bear behind you!
1958 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Colletta New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Jenny Blake
Original Art:
from “Letter from Long Ago” in First Kiss #6
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MAN: Esmeralda! Why are you running away from me?
WOMAN: I’m not running away from you, Charles Dearest .
WOMAN: I’m running from that bear behind you!
1958 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Colletta New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Jenny Blake
Original Art:
from “Letter from Long Ago” in First Kiss #6
https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=61883
Reasons I Think She Decided To Run Away…
…Suddenly, she found herself possessed by a Flock of Seagulls song.
…If his kiss was paralyzing, she was sure the sex would land her in a wheelchair.
…He tasted like her brother. And that just made things awkward.
…Her short shorts had ridden so far up her crack, any amount of suction near her mouth might have pulled her Haines up her espohagus.
…It’s her tantrum and she’ll run if she wants to. Run if she wants to. Run if she wants to.
You would run to if it happened to if it happened to you.
…She thinks she could feel a penis! A real honest to gosh penis everyone! This was not a drill!
…His breath smelled like they buried him in a dung heap and he had to eat his way to freedom!
His breath was so stink, horseflies were dialing the UN to report a warcrime!
His breath was so nasty, Janet Jackson called to tell him her first name ain’t baby! It’s Ms. Jackson cos he nasty!
Altoids released a press release saying that while their mints were curiously strong, they were neither curious enough or strong enough to do anything about his breath.
One more
His breath was so smelly, New Jersey asked him to be their State Spokesman.
-Because no matter how passionate the kiss, if you have to swallow enough to turn Nevada green to receive it, maybe this relationship just wasn’t meant to be.