My wife’s an LPN (Low-Paid Nurse), but she’s a bit more gentle than this. In fact, Shelagh’s a terrific nurse. I found this out 26 years when she was my mom’s nurse. She did such a good job that I married her.

Still, don’t mess with Shelagh. She has sharp needles and she knows how to use them!

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SCENE: Nurse flings a man over her shoulder.

NURSE: Fluff your own pillows!