Sorry. No link to the original art for now. I’ll start posting links again as soon as possible.
—John
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fine jams and jellies since 1982
on November 16, 2025 at 7:49 pm
“I’m sure Sheila cares for me, Mrs. Norris! But she won’t admit it because she was hurt when Bob died!”
Mrs. Norris then responded:
“Bob’s dead? What the hell are you talking about? He pulls up into the driveway an hour after you leave for work and leaves an hour before you get home!”
“Look. I can understand her being freaked out. Anyone would be freaked out if a man’s smoldering corpse landed on them while they were walking down the sidewalk. But isn’t it really her fault for looking down on her cell phone when she should have been scanning the skies in constant fear?”
“Come on now. Bob was terrible in bed! That puts a curb on the mourning period for any man!”
“Oh we were all hurt when Bob died. That man had eatten so many beans that when he lit that cigar it was a Hindenberg reenactment. Oh the humanity.”
“Dear. Her filing a restraining order against you and the death of the cat she had when she was six are two very unrelated things.”
“Yes, it was very inconsiderate of Bob to just spontaneously combust like that. She had 2nd degree burns, and you should have seen those scorch marks all over my lovely furniture! He almost burned down the house! That’s when I decided: no niece of mine will ever date a Spinal Tap drummer, ever again!”
“I’m sure Sheila cares for me, Mrs. Norris! But she won’t admit it because she was hurt when Bob died!”
Mrs. Norris then responded:
“Bob’s dead? What the hell are you talking about? He pulls up into the driveway an hour after you leave for work and leaves an hour before you get home!”
“Look. I can understand her being freaked out. Anyone would be freaked out if a man’s smoldering corpse landed on them while they were walking down the sidewalk. But isn’t it really her fault for looking down on her cell phone when she should have been scanning the skies in constant fear?”
“Come on now. Bob was terrible in bed! That puts a curb on the mourning period for any man!”
“Oh we were all hurt when Bob died. That man had eatten so many beans that when he lit that cigar it was a Hindenberg reenactment. Oh the humanity.”
“Dear. Her filing a restraining order against you and the death of the cat she had when she was six are two very unrelated things.”
Happy Bob Day!
Just had to post this here.
https://imgur.com/gallery/sexy-velma-IlHDu
and this:
https://imgur.com/gallery/sexy-velma-hXYPB
Dave, while I’ve never much cared for Scooby-Doo, I’d like the series a lot better if Velma was as sexy as that!!!
Velma and Daphne are two of my many fetishes.
Why not both?
https://imgur.com/gallery/reaction-gif-extended-cut-7QFw7By#/t/why_not_both
She was hurt when Bob died because he got in some shots of his own before she could finish him off for good.
“Yes, it was very inconsiderate of Bob to just spontaneously combust like that. She had 2nd degree burns, and you should have seen those scorch marks all over my lovely furniture! He almost burned down the house! That’s when I decided: no niece of mine will ever date a Spinal Tap drummer, ever again!”