Art is from the story “My Foolish Heart” in First Kiss #21. Click the link to read the entire comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
Art is from the story “My Foolish Heart” in First Kiss #21. Click the link to read the entire comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
“Of course he’s older than I, but what does that matter?..
…I have a thing for diaper play.”
…It’s like the old saying goes: once you try geezer, ya leave the rest in the freezer.”
…I mean, I’m gonna be calling him “daddy” at night either way…”
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“He’s a fine and wonderful man, and I’m sure he loves me…
…Why, I’m positive it’s my name he’s calling when he’s having sex with my friends.”
…If he didn’t love me, why would he be selling all my dirty underwear on e-Bay?”
…Why, I’m positive it’s my name he’s calling out when he’s having sex with his guy friends!”
…If he didn’t love me, why would he ask me to co-sign that loan?”
…And when we’re finally married…and actually having sex…and actually talking to one another…and living in the same state…and he remembers my name…uh where was I going with all this again?”
…If he didn’t love me, would he have asked me to help him smuggle all those dead bodies over the state line?”
…At least he better if he ever wants to see his dog again…”
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Love means never having to press charges. Hope you all get to spend your weekend with someone you love. See ya.
Hilarious, Jams. I particularly like the geezer freezer quip. Also:
…Why, I’m positive it’s my name he’s calling when he’s having sex with my friends.”
But they’re all funny.
I was just trying to figure out if the cartoon was about the outfits, ages, or worry about Amazon delivering.