I haven’t really decided yet who the speaker is. But I’m pretty sure she (or he) needs to stop waiting for Mr. Right to call and get out of that @#%& room more often!

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SCENE: We're inside a dark room and can see outside through a partially open window. A voice comes from off panel inside the room.

VOICE: Someday, I’ll meet the perfect man!

VOICE (again): Although, if he’s so perfect…what’s taking him so long?

VOICE (again): The #@$% should’ve been here years ago!

VOICE (again): Holy crud! What an b%@#!