Joe Cupid Explains It All

Joe Cupid Explains It All

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Frank Frazetta in the story “A Love of My Own” in Personal Love #24, 1953. Published by Eastern Color. Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus. The story begins on Page 11.

Past episodes of Abby Amour:

The Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. Dialogue by Tony Isabella with re-purposed art by Frank Frazetta. Color by Diego Jourdan Pereira! Lettering, crazy layout and special effects by John Lustig.

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LOGO: The Loves of Abby Amour


CAPTION: Joe Cupid (Love Cop) explains it all!


JOE: Colonel Bluster is my father!


JOE: Mom made me take her second ex-husband’s name!


JOE: That creep Johnny Sacko is my half-brother...


JOE: ...from Mom’s third ex-husband!


JOE: Dad just had Johnny transferred to Antarctica!


ABBY: Whoa! Those weren’t plot twists!


ABBY: They were plot tsunamis!


CAPTION: To be continued next Friday!


I’m Not That Kind of Girl!

I’m Not That Kind of Girl!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Lucky Liz” in FIRST KISS #9, 1959. (No link to the whole comic this time because First Kiss #9 is not online.)

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SCENE: Woman and man sitting next to each other on a plane.

WOMAN: I’m not that kind of girl! Unless...you’re that kind of boy!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Allen Freeman

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Citizen Cane

Citizen Cane

Sorry, I don’t have a copy of the full magazine ad that this art came from. So no original art this time.

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SCENE: 1920. An older, apparently affluent man is sitting, reading a newspaper when a butler gets his attention and starts to hand the old fellow a walking can. Outside the window is a Pierce-Arrow car.

BUTLER: I found your cane, sir! It was in the Ladies room--with your under garments...and a thank you note from “Trixie!”

Ad for 1920 Art: Pierce-Arrow Car Company Artist: Unknown
Butler Extraordinaire: John Lustig

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How to Protect Your Easter Eggs

How to Protect Your Easter Eggs

Happy Easter from my frequent partner in comic book mirth Mike Pascale and me!

I should point out that the credits don’t tell the whole story here. Allen Freeman did color the woman in this image. But Mike Pascale colored everything else and significantly modified the art from its original romance comic look.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, 1959. Published by Charlton.

Curious to see more? Click this link to read the entire vintage comic book for free. This panel is from Page 12 of ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 3.

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SCENE: A large, humanoid Easter Bunny has his back turned to us and is facing his wife (Mrs. Bunny.) In the background on shelves are a large number of Easter baskets. In each basket there's one Easter egg and one dollar.

MRS. BUNNY: See? our investments are safe! I made sure we don’t have all our eggs in one basket!

EASTER BUNNY (thinking): <Groan> This is what I get for marrying a beach bunny!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Eggcellent Humor: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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Abby Meets Her Mystery Man—at Last!

Abby Meets Her Mystery Man—at Last!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Frank Frazetta in the story “A Love of My Own” in Personal Love #24, 1953. Published by Eastern Color. Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus. The story begins on Page 11.

Past episodes of Abby Amour:

The Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. Dialogue by Tony Isabella with re-purposed art by Frank Frazetta. Color by Diego Jourdan Pereira! Lettering, crazy layout and special effects by John Lustig.

↓ Transcript
LOGO: The Loves of Abby Amour


CAPTION: Abby meets with the mystery man...


CAPTION: ...who brought her flowers...


CAPTION: ...while she was comatose!


ABBY: Joe Cupid! It was you?


ABBY: And why am I just now noticing...


ABBY: ...how much you look like...


ABBY: ...that creep Johnny Sacko?


ABBY: This better be one heck of a plot twist!


CAPTION: To be continued next Friday!
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