Don’t You Have Better Things to Do?

Don’t You Have Better Things to Do?

After not even getting the sniffles during the first three and a half years of the pandemic, I’ve now got Covid–for the second time in eight months. Both times were on trips in crowded situations. (First on a cruise in September and last week during a vacation in Las Vegas.)

While I’m doing much, much better now, I’m behind on deadlines so I’m re-running some Last Kiss gags while I catch up. I expect to be back with new gags in about a week.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Playin’ It Cool” in First Kiss #12, Jan. 1960. Published by Charltong

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WOMAN: You're sick? Gosh! Don't you have better things to do in bed?

1960 Art: Vince Colletta New Color: Allen Freeman
Sick Sense of Humor: John Lustig

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Deja Vu

Deja Vu

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art possibly by Jill Elgin. From the Blonde Bomber story in All-New Comics #9, Jully 1944. Published by Harvey Comics.

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SCENE: A man and a woman are tied up in front of a huge, stone fireplace. Books in a bookcase are nearby. Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane?

JIMMY: Groan! How many times this week have we been abducted and tied up by super villains, Lois?

LOIS: Beats me, Jimmy! I can’t count that high!

JIMMY: Me either!

CAPTION: Next: Our heroes are captured by the sinister sorcerer Deja Vu Doo...again! And again! And again!

1944 Art: Jill Elgin? Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Bound for Glory: John Lustig
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Million Dollar Romance

Million Dollar Romance

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Girl Next Door” in First Kiss #3, May 1958. Published by Charlton. The story begins on Page 8.

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SCENE: Woman talking to a man and woman.

WOMAN: I’m not a golddigger! I’d marry your dad Even if...he was down to his last million dollars!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Dan McConnell & John Lustig
Poor Writer: John Lustig

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Ropa a Dopes

Ropa a Dopes

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist Unknown. (Although at least one comics historian thinks it was Matt Baker & John Forte.) From the Glory Forbes story in Rangers Comics #42, Dec. 1948. Published by Fiction House.

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: A man and a woman are tied up.

MAN: Well, this is...disappointing!

WOMAN: I know! Next time we try bondage...maybe only one of us should be tied up!

1948 Art: Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Bound for Glory: John Lustig

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Wax On, Wax Off

Wax On, Wax Off

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Moment to Remember” in First Kiss #21, July 1962. Charlton.

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: In the background, a guy is walking away from a woman in the foreground who is crying as she runs away. It's night. Possibly they're on a small, brick bridge.

WOMAN (thinking): I can’t believe I waxed for that idiot!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Wax On, Wax Off: John Lustig

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