by John | Jan 4, 2026 | Blog
Many thanks to Mischievous Mike Pascale for adding the crystal ball and making various other art changes.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Madam Fortuna is holding a crystal ball and talking to a smiling, exited man.
FORTUNA: My crystal ball reveals...your love life improves in 2026!
MAN: Y-y-you mean…at last I’m going to have sex?
FORTUNA: Yes! But only with yourself!
1930’s Artist Unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Fortune Tellers: John Lustig & Mike Pascale
(Original art unavailable.)
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by John | Dec 31, 2025 | Blog
Happy New Year from me and my frequent partner in comic hilarity Mike Pascale!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Smiling woman holding a baby who is wearing a sash saying "2026."
WOMAN: Welcome, 2026! What’s coming our way this year?
BABY: You're gonna need a lotta diapers!
1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman & Mike Pascalle
Discount Diapers: Mike Pascale & John Lustig
Original Art: From the story “Hope Never Dies” in First Kiss #29
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by John | Dec 30, 2025 | Blog
Happy New Year!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Beautiful naked woman talks to a man in a suit.
WOMAN: Happy Nude Year!
1964 Art: Dick Giordano Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Nude Under His Clothes: John Lustig
Original Art from: Brides in Love #40
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by John | Dec 28, 2025 | Blog
This gag is courtesy of me and my mischievous pal Mike Pascale!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two young women standing by a Christmas wreath that's mounted on a pole.
WOMAN #1: The tariffs really crimped my holiday gift budget!
WOMAN #2: Mine too! All I could give my Johnny was half a lump of coal...and great sex!
1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Character Color: Allen Freeman
www.LastKiss.US Coal Delivery: Mike Pascale & John Lustig
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Surprise Party" in First Kiss #40, 1965. alias copy
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by John | Dec 24, 2025 | Blog
Have a Ho! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee Christmas!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Santa Claus and his reindeers are flying across the sky. Below them looking up at them are two other reindeers.
SANTA: Ho! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee! Wheeeeee!
REINDEER (ON THE GROUND) #1: Santa’s
extra Jolly this
Christmas! I wonder...why?
REINDEER (ON THE GROUND) #2: Oh Dear God...no! He must’ve finally done it! Santa’s joined the Mile-High Club!
Clip Art Composite Deer Me: John Lustig From an idea by “PackratJohn”
Merry Christmas!
