Pearls of Wisdom

Pearls of Wisdom

 

 

Transcript:

Scene: Photo of a young woman wearing a massive number of pearls.

WOMAN: I used to eat oysters for the pearls! But I hated the taste! But then I discovered men! They taste better…and give more pearls!

Image: Vilma Banky in the 1925 film The Eagle.
New Dialogue: John Lustig
Annex – Banky, Vilma (Eagle, The)

 

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Scene: Photo of a young woman wearing a massive number of pearls.

WOMAN: I used to eat oysters for the pearls! But I hated the taste! But then I discovered men! They taste better...and give more pearls!

Image: Vilma Banky in the 1925 film The Eagle.
New Dialogue: John Lustig
Annex - Banky, Vilma (Eagle, The)


Well-Qualified for Her Position

Well-Qualified for Her Position

Happy Gruntled Workers Day!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Ken Rice from the story “Too Smart for Love” in Ten-Story Love #204, Sept. 1955. Ace Magazines. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman sitting at a desk, holding a piece of paper and a pencil. She’s thinking.

WOMAN: Gotta pump up my resume! Should I add sex kitten…or porn star?

1955 Art: Ken Rice New Inks & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer with a Whip: John Lustig

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or Ten-Story Love204.6.1

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SCENE: Woman sitting at a desk, holding a piece of paper and a pencil. She's thinking.

WOMAN: Gotta pump up my resume! Should I add sex kitten…or porn star?

1955 Art: Ken Rice New Inks & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer with a Whip: John Lustig

Ten-Story Love204.5.1
or Ten-Story Love204.6.1

Do We Have Time for a Quickie?

Do We Have Time for a Quickie?

Enjoy today’s Last Kiss comic? Buy it as a greeting card and share it with a friend!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from Brides in Love #10, 1958. Charlton Comics. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Bride and groom getting married and kissing in a church.

BRIDE (thinks): <Sigh> No more premarital sex!
1958 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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SCENE: Bride and groom getting married and kissing in a church.
BRIDE (thinks): <Sigh> No more premarital sex!
1958 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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His Grouse? His Spouse!

His Grouse? His Spouse!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A man and woman are embracing lightly. She looks at him with concern. His head is down and his eyes are closed. He appears depressed or sad.

WOMAN: I suppose your wife doesn’t understand you!

MAN: No! She does! That’s the problem!

WOMAN: You poor man!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Problems & Pranks: John Lustig

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SCENE: A man and woman are embracing lightly. She looks at him with concern. His head is down and his eyes are closed. He appears depressed or sad.

WOMAN: I suppose your wife doesn’t understand you!

MAN: No! She does! That’s the problem!

WOMAN: You poor man!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Problems & Pranks: John Lustig

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Do Women Enjoy Sex?

Do Women Enjoy Sex?

Today is International Kissing Day. So I hope you enjoy a French kiss today.

(Or an Italian kiss. Or an Ethiopian kiss. Or…whatever!)

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. From the story “The Queen of the Killers” in Crimes by Women #14, Aug. 1950. Published by Fox Feature Syndicate. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Two men talking. One appears to be a police officer. The other is smoking a pipe.

COP: But…surely some women must enjoy sex!

OTHER MAN: Not the ones I date!

1950 Art: Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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SCENE: Two men talking. One appears to be a police officer. The other is smoking a pipe.

COP: But…surely some women must enjoy sex!

OTHER MAN: Not the ones I date!

1950 Art: Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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