For 2019, l resolved not to make any New Year’s resolutions until I lost a ton of weight; wrote a best-selling book and grew three inches. So far, so good!
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SCENE: A wearing a beret and smoking a cigarette talks to a woman.
MAN: This year I resolve to be a beacon of kindness and civility…even to dimwits like you!
WOMAN: You’ll never be as kind as me, you jerk!
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk524 1.3.5.3
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SCENE: A wearing a beret and smoking a cigarette talks to a woman.
MAN: This year I resolve to be a beacon of kindness and civility...even to dimwits like you!
WOMAN: You’ll never be as kind as me, you jerk!
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk524 1.3.5.3
MAN: This year I resolve to be a beacon of kindness and civility...even to dimwits like you!
WOMAN: You’ll never be as kind as me, you jerk!
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk524 1.3.5.3
“And I know you still own the farm because someone is still raping the cattle!”
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“You’re worried about the stock? C’mon. That ‘Apple’ electronics garbage will never get off the ground.”
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“Baby…when you look this good, do you really need the Dow Jones?”
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“And another thing Mr. Man: why is it all right for you to have an orgasm and not me?”
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“Well everyone was talking about a ‘bull market’. And we have a bull already on the farm. So I thought…”
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“I used the money to invest in Herbalife! Now we’ll be rich forever!”
Neither one looks like they’ve seen daylight, let alone seen a farm.