Today’s comic was written by “June” who entered one of my recent writing contests and won in a close vote by readers. How close? One vote! See? Voting matters…at least when it comes to selecting what (or whom) you’re going to laugh about!

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A woman enters the room through a doorway. In the foreground (with his back to us) a man watches her enter.

MAN: I told you to stay out of my closet!

WOMAN: And I told YOU that you can’t be...prettier than me when we go out!