Oh, if only life were this simple. You fall in love on Facebook. You get married on MySpace. You honeymoon on Photobucket.

Later, you sneak over to Twitter and have a brief, slam-bam (140-characters, ma’am!) affair. Incriminating photos are posted on Flickr.

Things get nasty on LiveJournal. Everyone finds out through StumbleUpon. And your divorce is broadcast on YouTube

Start to finish, the romance only takes–what? Thirty minutes?

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SCENE: A woman smiles and talks to a man as the man beside her glares.

WOMAN: No! We’re not divorced--yet! But I de-friended him on Facebook!