If you think this title is a groaner–well, you’re right. But consider my alternatives:

—Death Before Ditched Spawners

—Divorce…Mafia Style

—A Widow Case of Murder

—Putting the X in Ex-Husbands

—A Black Widow’s White Lie

—Black Widow Discovers Secret to Low Divorce Rate

↓ Transcript
WOMAN: I want to stay friends with all
my ex-husbands! But they never live long enough for the divorce!