The longest of long-time readers might recognize this as a modified version of the first Last Kiss comic ever published–way back in 1996! Yes, this is the twisted silliness that launched the vast Last Kiss empire.

The moral of this story? Kids, don’t listen to your parents! You can make a living being a smart ass!

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Scene: Couple in bathing suits at beach. Woman crying.

MAN: Honey, please! Next time you bury me in the sand...don't put me in a casket!

WOMAN: My other husbands never minded when I buried