How bad do you have to be to get out of prison 20 years early? Bad enough to be sent back to prison–if you’re caught!

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Man opens door and finds another man and a woman embracing.

MAN (in doorway): But, Warden, you can't let her go! She's still got 20 years to go on her

WOMAN: I'm getting time off...for bad behavior!