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More Last Kiss fun from Jenny Blake & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
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More Last Kiss fun from Jenny Blake & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
Lol (genuinely!). You go John. I’m surprised you didn’t alter the artwork to slip yourself into the leading role!
“How is he?..
…If he’s any good, I’ll take a turn.”
…Is he competent enough to sign this will I just drafted but groggy enough not to read it too closely?”
…I mean besides dead.”
…He owes me plenty after hitting my car with his body that hard.”
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“How is he?”
“Oh he’s still the same frisky little sex kitten I fell in love with all those years ago.”
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“How is he?”
“A little greasy. But that Yoshida’s marinade really works wonders with any meat.”
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“How is he?”
“I’m not gonna lie. He’s garbage. Pure, human garbage. He is vomit on two legs. If you fit an old colostomy bag with a douche nozzle and legally changed its name to P Diddy, you’d still have a more worthwhile attempt at a human being than that paper sack of moldy pork and beans that you are asking after. When I say that he is loathsome, I mean that he is the very definition of what happens when the disagreeable goes for a doctorate in hideousness and graduates summa cum laude. He is the moral equivalent of being forced to watch the last Star Wars trilogy with Better Midler and Wes Weston. He is, in a word, horrible.
“But on the bright side, his daughter’s hot.”
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I want to be the same (or better) frisky, little sex kitten I was all those years ago. Or at least no worse than yesterday.