by John | Apr 12, 2022 | Uncategorized
I actually created today’s Last Kiss comic back in 2021. But I already had enough Easter gags. So I decided to save it and run it this year. This, of course, was long before the recent news that Die Hard star Bruce Willis has aphasia and was retiring.
I only mention this because the timing is a little awkward and I love Willis. Going all the way back to his Moonlighting days, he’s been a fun, larger-than-screen actor. And I sincerely wish him well. I hope, in this lastest chapter in his life, he can still enjoy many moments of joy and love.
Note: Bunny image adapted from a photo by Emiliano Vittoriosi on Unsplash.
Transcript:
Here at Last Kiss Entertainment we adore classic movies.
(Some more than five years old!) So there’s nothing we love more…than cashing in big time by remaking them!
After all, even a perfect film can be improved by adding car chases, gross out humor, modern special effects and sarcastic, talking animals!
Thus, just in time for Easter, we bring you the new, improved…
DYE HARD: Color Me Eggcited
This film has been rated “G” (for Gross) by children of all ages.
RABBIT/BUNNY: Yippee-ki-yay, mother plucker!
emiliano-vittoriosi-_Rabbit_3FSBkX4yG80-unsplash
↓ TranscriptHere at Last Kiss Entertainment we adore classic movies.
(Some more than five years old!) So there’s nothing we love more...than cashing in big time by remaking them!
After all, even a perfect film can be improved by adding car chases, gross out humor, modern special effects and sarcastic, talking animals!
Thus, just in time for Easter, we bring you the new, improved…
DYE HARD: Color Me Eggcited
This film has been rated “G” (for Gross) by children of all ages.
RABBIT/BUNNY: Yippee-ki-yay, mother plucker!
emiliano-vittoriosi-_Rabbit_3FSBkX4yG80-unsplash
Easter Bokeh Digital Papers (10)
by John | Apr 3, 2021 | Uncategorized
Happy Easter!
(And big thanks to pals Allen Freeman and Mike Pascale for the art.)
Transcript:
SCENE: Beautiful woman in a costume that resembles the Playboy bunny outfits.
BUXOM BUNNY: The
Easter Bunny
can’t make it. So I
got out this costume from my Playboy
days! Now where’s
your wife and
kids? I can’t wait to surprise them!
2010 Art: Allen Freeman Bunnification: Mike Pascale
AF010.1.Allen.Easter.MP.TallFlat
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Beautiful woman in a costume that resembles the Playboy bunny outfits.
BUXOM BUNNY: The
Easter Bunny
can’t make it. So I
got out this costume from my Playboy
days! Now where’s
your wife and
kids? I can’t wait to surprise them!
2010 Art: Allen Freeman Bunnification: Mike Pascale
AF010.1.Allen.Easter.MP.TallFlat
by John | Apr 14, 2020 | Uncategorized
Art by Sam Glansman from Kona #1, 1962.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Human skeletons and giant eggs are at the bottom of a rocky cliff. A man is falling from the cliff and on the ledge of the cliff we can see the silhouette of a giant rabbit.
CAPTION: After Easter, have you ever wondered...where the Easter Bunny goes? Some say he has a hidden lair filled with giant, magical eggs that grant wishes! Impossible? Perhaps. But this much we know. Many have searched for the Bunny’s Lair. But none have ever returned--alive!
1962 Art: Sam Glanzman Art Changes: John Lustig
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by John | Mar 29, 2018 | Uncategorized
Happy early Easter from magical bunny wrangler Mike Pascale and me!
Art by Luis Dominguez from the story “Reckless Romance” in FIRST KISS #30, 1963.
Transcript:
WOMAN (talking to Easter Bunny): You don’t lay eggs? Good! ‘Cause…I’m not an egg!
Bunny Artist & Easter Egg Colorist to Dye For: Mike Pascale
1963 Art Featuring Woman: Luis Dominguez Color: Allen Freeman
8.1.9.5.MP.Easter&30.3.3.6
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (talking to Easter Bunny): You don’t lay eggs? Good! ‘Cause...I’m not an egg!
Bunny Artist & Easter Egg Colorist to Dye For: Mike Pascale
1963 Art Featuring Woman: Luis Dominguez Color: Allen Freeman
8.1.9.5.MP.Easter&30.3.3.6
