by John | Feb 13, 2021 | Uncategorized
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Today’s Last Kiss was written by that esteemed Love Cop in Training–Tony Isabella.
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Vintage, Published Art & Dialogue
Art by Jack Keller in the story “Shifty’s Revenge” in Teenage Hotrodders #8, July 1964. Published by Charlton Comics.
Transcript:
CAPTION: Introducing…The Casebook of Officer Cupid…Love Cop
YOUNG MAN #1: Those ladies look friendly…
YOUNG MAN #2: How can we talk to them?
OFFICER CUPID-LOVE COP: Youngsters, just be yourselves…and not your D&D characters. Remember…you have the right to seek love. But only in a respectful manner.
1964 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptCAPTION: Introducing...The Casebook of Officer Cupid...Love Cop
YOUNG MAN #1: Those ladies look friendly...
YOUNG MAN #2: How can we talk to them?
OFFICER CUPID-LOVE COP: Youngsters, just be yourselves...and not your D&D characters. Remember...you have the right to seek love. But only in a respectful manner.
1964 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Feb 12, 2021 | Uncategorized
It’s almost Valentine’s Day. Try not to fall in love with the wrong person…’til then.
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Transcript:
SCENE: Baby Cupid standing on a cloud, getting ready to fire an arrow (with a red, heart tip.)
CUPID: Is that a cow or a person? I can’t tell without my glasses! Hey, maybe I’ll close both eyes this time! it’s not like I can actually aim!
Artist: ma_i_vi
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Baby Cupid standing on a cloud, getting ready to fire an arrow (with a red, heart tip.)
CUPID: Is that a cow or a person? I can’t tell without my glasses! Hey, maybe I’ll close both eyes this time! it’s not like I can actually aim!
Artist: ma_i_vi
by John | Feb 11, 2021 | Uncategorized
Months ago, my pal Kevin Boze e-mailed me with a suggested Last Kiss gag. Kevin’s one of the wittiest people I know. So, I wasn’t surprised that I loved his gag.
It’s taken me way too long to use it. But I’m hoping I redeemed myself by using this on Kevin‘s 60th birthday! Happy Birthday, Kev!
(And don’t feel you have to wait another 60 years to suggest a gag.)
Original, Vintage Art & Text:
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Make Believe” in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.
Transcript:
YOUNG WOMAN #1: The CDC says our sorority party was a super-spreader event!
YOUNG WOMAN #2: Well…I hate to brag, but…
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Guest Writer: Kevin Boze
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↓ TranscriptYOUNG WOMAN #1: The CDC says our sorority party was a super-spreader event!
YOUNG WOMAN #2: Well...I hate to brag, but...
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Guest Writer: Kevin Boze
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by John | Feb 9, 2021 | Uncategorized
Wet Kisses & dry humor courtesy of Tony Isabella.
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Vintage, Published Art & Dialogue
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “One Stolen Kiss” in First Kiss #1, Dec. 1957.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man in a beret kissing a woman’s hand. In the background an older man (also in a beret) smiles at the couple.
CAPTION: Summer’s dream vacation in Paris had turned into a Covid-19 nightmare.
CAPTION: Why oh why had she agreed to an evening out…
CAPTION: …with the La Pew brothers?
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man in a beret kissing a woman's hand. In the background an older man (also in a beret) smiles at the couple.
CAPTION: Summer’s dream vacation in Paris had turned into a Covid-19 nightmare.
CAPTION: Why oh why had she agreed to an evening out...
CAPTION: ...with the La Pew brothers?
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Feb 7, 2021 | Uncategorized
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Transcript:
SCENE: Woman with horns barring a window.
WOMAN: So, horny women scare you? Too bad…
Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Text: John Lustig
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman with horns barring a window.
WOMAN: So, horny women scare you? Too bad…
Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Text: John Lustig
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