by John | Apr 6, 2021 | Uncategorized
Next up, writer Tony Isabella has the Fifty-Foot Female square off against Godzilla & King Kong! (Just kidding, I think.)
Original, Vintage Art:
Art by Bill Ward from Torchy #4, May 1950. Quality Comics.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman wearing a large bath or beach towel at seashore.
CAPTION: Personals
Women Seeking Men
CAPTION #1: Personals
Women Seeking Men
CAPTION #2: Fifty-foot woman seeks fifty-foot man, preferably a tailor with a large needle.
1950 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman wearing a large bath or beach towel at seashore.
CAPTION: Personals
Women Seeking Men
CAPTION #1: Personals
Women Seeking Men
CAPTION #2: Fifty-foot woman seeks fifty-foot man, preferably a tailor with a large needle.
1950 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Apr 4, 2021 | Uncategorized
Original, Vintage Art:
Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in New Romances #14, 1952.
Transcript:
WOMAN: You make me want to puke!
MAN: Women always say that! But when I kiss ‘em…only half actually barf!
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe
New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptWOMAN: You make me want to puke!
MAN: Women always say that! But when I kiss ‘em...only half actually barf!
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe
New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Apr 3, 2021 | Uncategorized
Happy Easter!
(And big thanks to pals Allen Freeman and Mike Pascale for the art.)
Transcript:
SCENE: Beautiful woman in a costume that resembles the Playboy bunny outfits.
BUXOM BUNNY: The
Easter Bunny
can’t make it. So I
got out this costume from my Playboy
days! Now where’s
your wife and
kids? I can’t wait to surprise them!
2010 Art: Allen Freeman Bunnification: Mike Pascale
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Beautiful woman in a costume that resembles the Playboy bunny outfits.
BUXOM BUNNY: The
Easter Bunny
can’t make it. So I
got out this costume from my Playboy
days! Now where’s
your wife and
kids? I can’t wait to surprise them!
2010 Art: Allen Freeman Bunnification: Mike Pascale
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by John | Apr 1, 2021 | Uncategorized
Happy Easter!
Transcript:
SCENE: Five Easter Island statues.
STATUE #1: Linus lied! The Great Pumpkin isn’t coming!
STATUE #2: We were blockheads to wait for him instead of our true lord!
STATUE #3, 4 & 5 (shout): All hail the Easter Bunny!
CAPTION: The Rocky History of Easter Island
Based on a photo by Yoko Correia Nishimiya
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Five Easter Island statues.
STATUE #1: Linus lied! The Great Pumpkin isn’t coming!
STATUE #2: We were blockheads to wait for him instead of our true lord!
STATUE #3, 4 & 5 (shout): All hail the Easter Bunny!
CAPTION: The Rocky History of Easter Island
Based on a photo by Yoko Correia Nishimiya
by John | Mar 30, 2021 | Uncategorized
It’s a day early, but Happy April Fool’s Day.
(By the way, if you hurt yourself laughing at Tony Isabella‘s gag then please seek medication attention—stat!)
Original, Vintage Art & Text:
Art by Dick Giordano from The Young Doctors #6, Nov. 1963. Charlton Comics
Transcript:
SCENE: Doctor in a hospital acts like he’s having sudden, overwhelming pain as a patient in a bed looks on in alarm.
CAPTION: Dr. Kevin thought his “Alien chest buster” reenactment
was hilarious…just the thing to relax his surgical patients. He never grasped the correlation between this…and the rising cost…of his malpractice insurance.
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Doctor in a hospital acts like he's having sudden, overwhelming pain as a patient in a bed looks on in alarm.
CAPTION: Dr. Kevin thought his “Alien chest buster” reenactment
was hilarious...just the thing to relax his surgical patients. He never grasped the correlation between this...and the rising cost...of his malpractice insurance.
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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