Hair Today, Married Tomorrow

Hair Today, Married Tomorrow

I haven’t seen The Eagle, but IMDB’s description is intriguing. So I hope to watch it soon. You can see it for free here on YouTube.

 

 

 

Transcript: 

SCENE: A man with long, long sideburns (Rudolph Valentino) is kneeling in front of a woman (Vilma Banky.) He is staring lovingly into her eyes and she is looking into his eyes.

MAN: Marry me, Delilah!

WOMAN (thinking): I don’t want to change him! But when I do…those sideburns will be the first to go!

Image: Rudolph Valentino and Vilma Banky in the 1925 film The Eagle
New dialogue by John Lustig

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SCENE: A man with long, long sideburns (Rudolph Valentino) is kneeling in front of a woman (Vilma Banky.) He is staring lovingly into her eyes and she is looking into his eyes.

MAN: Marry me, Delilah!

WOMAN (thinking): I don’t want to change him! But when I do…those sideburns will be the first to go!

Image: Rudolph Valentino and Vilma Banky in the 1925 film The Eagle
New dialogue by John Lustig

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The Perfect Man

The Perfect Man

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Forced Meeting” in First Kiss #6, Nov. 1958.

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Transcript:

WOMAN: Someday I’ll marry the perfect man and we’ll LIVE happily ever after…after he leaves his wife, of course!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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WOMAN: Someday I’ll marry the perfect man and we’ll LIVE happily ever after...after he leaves his wife, of course!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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So Purty

So Purty

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

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Transcript:

SCENE: Handsome guy cups the chin of an attractive, young woman.

MAN: You like me? Ha! I admire your taste in men!

WOMAN: You’re a “man?” ut You’re so purty! You remind me of my ma!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Handsome guy cups the chin of an attractive, young woman.

MAN: You like me? Ha! I admire your taste in men!

WOMAN: You’re a “man?” ut You’re so purty! You remind me of my ma!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Luuuucy

Luuuucy

Another titanic tale of torrid love & lust from my comic collaborators and pals Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Dick Giordano from I Love You #53, Oct. 1964. Charlton Comics.

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Transcript:

SCENE: A red-headed woman is crying in the background as a dark-haired man in the foreground looks back at her as he prepares to leave.

MAN: Come on,
baby! Once more for old times sake!

CAPTION: Not even a mutual love of classic TV role play…could keep them together!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: A red-headed woman is crying in the background as a dark-haired man in the foreground looks back at her as he prepares to leave.

MAN: Come on,
baby! Once more for old times sake!

CAPTION: Not even a mutual love of classic TV role play...could keep them together!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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See You Ate Her, Gator

See You Ate Her, Gator

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. From the cover of Jumbo #118, Dec. 1948. Published by Fiction House.

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Transcript:

SCENE: Sheena is about to plunge a knife into a huge alligator that is about to snack down on a young woman.

SHEENA: Silence, girl! Or you’ll attract more crocs!

WOMAN IN WATER: Boy,
you’re stupid! That’s a gator, not a croc! You can tell by…

SHEENA: I’ve changed my mind! Eat her!

1948 Artist Unknown New Dialogue: John Lustig

Jumbo #118

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SCENE: Sheena is about to plunge a knife into a huge alligator that is about to snack down on a young woman.

SHEENA: Silence, girl! Or you’ll attract more crocs!

WOMAN IN WATER: Boy,
you’re stupid! That’s a gator, not a croc! You can tell by…

SHEENA: I've changed my mind! Eat her!

1948 Artist Unknown New Dialogue: John Lustig

Jumbo #118