by John | Mar 27, 2014 | Blog
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #22, 1961.
Goodbye. It’s not that I don’t like you, but I’ve got things to do. Important things. Like…
—telling my Facebook friends about your 10 craziest relatives.
—sorting my underwear according to the size and consistency of the stains. Yellow on the top. Brown on the bottom.
—building the perfect girlfriend in my basement. She’s a lot like you—if you were smarter, prettier and had better self-esteem.
—deciding if I’m going to ask you out again. Oh, that isn’t an option? How come?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Mar 25, 2014 | Blog
Art by Charles Nicholas and Vince Alascia from First Kiss #21, 1961.
Oh stop it, Larry. You’re just jealous because Johnny has more…well, uh…talent than you. At least two inches more of firm, throbbing talent.
And his talent is…to make girls happy!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Mar 23, 2014 | Blog
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.
I like your silences—mostly because I know you’re thinking about me and how wonderful I am.
Obviously, I’m too wonderful for mere words!
In case you’re wondering, my silences are just like yours. I’m thinking about how wonderful I am too!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Mar 20, 2014 | Blog
Art by Oscar Novelle in JUST MARRIED #56, 1968.
Later on, though—if I’m crying—you should probably worry. For instance, worry if I’m…
—Crying before sex.
—Crying during sex.
—Crying after sex.
—Crying if we’re not having sex at all. (Hmm. I guess you’ll be the one crying then. So that doesn’t count. It’s probably not important.)
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Mar 20, 2014 | Blog
Emerald City Comicon: March 28-30, 2014. Last Kiss will be at Booth #1316.
Yippee! Emerald City Comicon is March 28-30 and that means I’ve got a good excuse to get out of the office. Even better, I get to meet and talk to fans.
I’ll be at the Last Kiss Booth (#1316)—surrounded by lots of cool Last Kiss merchandise—all three days.
Please come by and say, “Howdy!”
—John Lustig
by John | Mar 18, 2014 | Blog
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “The Terrible Stranger” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.
Gossip is a terrible thing.
I know because that’s what my best friend, Louise Friskybiscuit, said when I discovered she was cheating on her boyfriend.
Louise—or “Miss Sluttypants as I call her on Twitter— said to keep my trap shut. And I have.
Honest, I’ll never tell anyone…except you. And maybe her husband.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
