Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #24, 1962.
Nor was Bill there the following day. Or the next 377 days after that. If he keeps this up, I’m going to call off the engagement dinner!
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Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from First Kiss #21, 1961.
Not that I was desperate to see you again, but I did drive by your house a few times. Each hour. Every day. For three months.
I might have also climbed the tree outside your bedroom. And maybe I snapped several thousand photos. But don’t worry. I haven’t posted any of the embarrassing ones online yet.
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Artist unknown from G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.
Tell Janet you can’t take her out tonight because…
A) You’re recovering from a terrible shock. (Two women want you at the same time. And this time one of them isn’t your mom.)
B) You have a Date with Destiny. (Destiny D’Cupp—exotic square dancer extraordinaire.)
C) You’re too busy trying to be faithful to her. (You’ll succeed—eventually.)
D) You met a woman who reminds you of your mom—even more than Janet.
E) You give her a brilliant excuse—dreamed up by a Last Kiss reader—which she actually believes.
Suggestions?
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Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from “How He Came to Kiss Me” in First Kiss #21, 1961.
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Inked by Vince Colletta in Brides in Love #9, 1958.
Hi! I’m Danny Sleezebug from The Society of Perpetually Single Guys. I’ve got an important question for all women who are depressed, desperate and well—you!
Ready? Here goes: Are you desperate enough to have dinner with me?
If so, after a few hours of karaoke at the truck stop (you’re paying), you’ll be even more desperate. (To leave.) So you’ll go home with me.
Don’t worry about being rejected. I’m definitely desperate enough to sleep with you.
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Original art by the Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #36, 1964.
Really? No poetry? Just because of the sniffles?
My friends, this injustice must be corrected. Women with sniffles need great, uplifting poetry too. Alas, all I could manage was this:
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