Cute Nose…and More

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from "Take My Number" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from “Take My Number” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

All those other body parts? Those are nice too!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

I Never Knew What Happiness Was

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from "I Took the Wrong Road" in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from “I Took the Wrong Road” in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.

HER: I thought I was happy when I was dating all those other perverts. But settling for you means I must’ve been wrong.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Time for a Change?

Art by Bill Ward from "I Danced with Heartbreak" in Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Art by Bill Ward from “I Danced with Heartbreak” in Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Top Five Things to Change About Myself:

1. I will no longer call people %$$#@ing idiots when they disagree with me. Well, not to their ugly faces. But I will make fun of them on Facebook.

2. I will stop swearing—at least in church.

3. I will stop watching reality shows that don’t feature nudity.

4. From now on, I’ll really give a damn about people. And, when I don’t, I’ll do a better job of faking it.

5. I will spend less time making lists.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Lonely for the Navy

Artist unknown from "Navy Bride" in G.I WAR BRIDES #1, 1954.

Artist unknown from “Navy Bride” in G.I WAR BRIDES #1, 1954.

Loneliness is never an excuse. Being near sighted, though, and mistaking that other ship full of sailors for your hubby? Maybe!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Another Dent…or Two

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from "The Gay Deception" in First Kiss #8, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, 1959.

I already put some dents in their new car. And their mailbox. And one corner of their house.

And maybe their Uncle Willard.

I was going to leave a note, but I didn’t want to mess up things with tape.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.