Things I’ve Thunk

Inks by Vince Colletta from the story "A Forgotten Kiss" in BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

Inks by Vince Colletta from the story “A Forgotten Kiss” in BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

5 Things that I Don’t Think and Never Will Think:

1. Uh, gee. I’m not sure. Let me think about it.

2. ???

3. ???

4. ???

5. ???

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

My Secret Admirer Isn’t Secret Anymore

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "A Bouquet of Roses" in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Bouquet of Roses” in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.

Naturally, I won’t tell you who my secret admirer is. But don’t worry, Darling. It’s not like I’d actually cheat on you—especially with such a close member of your family.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Purple Prose

Art by Rafael Astarita from the story "The Miller's Daughter" in FOR A NIGHT OF LOVE #1, 1951.

Art by Rafael Astarita from the story “The Miller’s Daughter” in FOR A NIGHT OF LOVE #1, 1951.

And one silly comics writer made fun of them—moments before one volcano erupted and buried their pretentious asses one after one!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

 

I Wonder What He Looks Like?

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Colletta from the story "Possessed" in BRIDES IN LOVE #8, 1958.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Colletta from the story “Possessed” in BRIDES IN LOVE #8, 1958.

He has such a nice voice. Very charming. I’ll bet he’s handsome too.

And maybe he’s rich. But the poor guy probably doesn’t know how to spend his money to have fun.

Gosh, I could help. And he’ll be so grateful. We’ll fall in love.

But I won’t accept his proposal until at least the second date…because I don’t want to appear too eager!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Football Tears

Art by Bill Ward from the story "Rapture at Homecoming Time" in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Art by Bill Ward from the story “Rapture at Homecoming Time” in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Susan never cried about baseball or hockey, but football was different!!!

And if Susan had to sleep with another coach to get him to use her plays and strategy—well that was a small price to pay for a winning season of pee wee football.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.