It’s Official! I’m a Geek!
Last Kiss and I just got a great plug in Seattle Magazine’s February “Geek Issue.” I’m so proud. I’m officially a geek! http://su.pr/4rKuDu
And Now On With the Show…
After I posted yesterday’s gag about a strip club with parody lyrics (“There’s No Business Like Bare-ly Show Business”), I received an e-mail from my pal cartoonist Kevin Boze who came up with some great lyrics of his own. With his permission, here they are:
MEN’S CHORUS:
The bouncers, the colored lights, the panties, the tops
The audience that stares at you and sighs
WOMEN’S CHORUS:
The headaches, the heartaches, the backaches, the flops (NOTE: This was just too good a line to change)
The feeling when you make their winkies rise
MEN’S CHORUS:
Excitement when the tipping comes apace
WOMEN’S CHORUS:
The downer when your stripper shoes unlace
ALLS:
There’s no business like ho business
Like no business I know
MEN’S CHORUS:
Every man looks on that stage adoring
WOMEN’S CHORUS:
Sweating but you’re trying to stay cool
MEN’S CHORUS:
No where could you dance and keep on whoring
ALL:
While you’re ignoring that four-foot rule
They’re hip people, those strip people
They’re swinging on the pole
MEN’S CHORUS:
Yesterday you barely could fill out some B’s
WOMEN’S CHORUS:
That night you really wanted to tease
MEN’S CHORUS:
Next day you are showing off your double-D’s
ALL:
Let’s go on with the show
Let’s go on with the show
Last Kiss Every Week in the Dayton City Paper
Last Kiss is back in the newspaper business. As of today, Last Kiss will be appearing in every issue of the Dayton City Paper. Yes, I’m excited! Today Dayton, tomorrow the universe…or at least maybe Akron, OH.
See the entire first issue that features Last Kiss.
50% off Last Kiss Christmas cards thru Jan. 7
Oh, no! It’s only 12 months ’til Christmas 2011. What to do?
From now through Jan. 7, 2011, use coupon code DITTO50 and save 50% on your purchase of $15 or more of Last Kiss Christmas cards!
A “new” story by Carl Barks & John Lustig!
(Click above to enlarge. Rough, preview lettering. Art by Daan Jippes. ©Walt Disney Company)
In February, Boom! Studios is publishing a totally new version of a Carl Barks’ plotted story. The story has a new title “Somewhere BEYOND Nowhere”; a new script (by me); and art by the great Daan Jippes. It’s 12 pages long.
Why did I want to do a new version–especially since I scripted the original 2000 version? Well, that’s a bit of a story in itself…
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